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Matt L
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im more powerful than god more evil than the devil the rich need me to live and the poor dont want me. what am i?
jay kay
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gay5

[Edited on 08-05-2007 by jay kay]
Matt H
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Mango chutney
drbeansri
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If there are fifteen crows on a fence and the farmer shoots a third of them, how many crows are left?
jaffa
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt L
im more powerful than god more evil than the devil the rich need me to live and the poor dont want me. what am i?


nothing
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt L
im more powerful than god more evil than the devil the rich need me to live and the poor dont want me. what am i?


Mr T.
Matt L
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quote:
Originally posted by jaffa
quote:
Originally posted by Matt L
im more powerful than god more evil than the devil the rich need me to live and the poor dont want me. what am i?


nothing


my god your a genius
Jill
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt L
im more powerful than god more evil than the devil the rich need me to live and the poor dont want me. what am i?

Jose Mourinho LOL


JILL
Tommy L
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robin hood
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quote:
Originally posted by drbeansri
If there are fifteen crows on a fence and the farmer shoots a third of them, how many crows are left?

none because they all fly away
drbeansri
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oh dear. done again..
drbeansri
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I have a head like a cat. I have feet like at cat. But I am not a cat. What am I?
Tommy L
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tiger
drbeansri
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nope..
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quote:
Originally posted by drbeansri
I have a head like a cat. I have feet like at cat. But I am not a cat. What am I?


A kitten
drbeansri
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damn,,,
Ben G
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa_tomtom1502
robin hood


how can it possible be robin hood

he stole from the rich to give to the needy.

so therefore:

the rich would not want him

but the poor do need him
Robin
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Erm.... A KITTEN IS A FUCKING CAT
Mike GSi
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the eurostar is traveling north at 100 MPH also the wind is travelling north 120MPH is the smoke travelling faster or slower than the train?
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what smoke, you didn't say anything about smoke so it cannot possibly be there
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Eurostar is electric.
Mike GSi
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quote:
Originally posted by Robin
Eurostar is electric.


Ben G
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so i was right too
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt L
im more powerful than god more evil than the devil the rich need me to live and the poor dont want me. what am i?


money??
ed
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Also, if there was a 120mph wind, Eurostar wouldn't even be running

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