Steve X16XE
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Registered: 31st Dec 06
Location: Barnsley, South Yorkshire
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I'm off out 2nite, so wanting some to use...... 
Good and Bad all welcome 
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Hamish
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Registered: 4th Apr 05
Location: Ashtead, Surrey Drives: 100bhp Mint with Hole
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"i hear fat people are better in bed" 
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Robin
Premium Member
Registered: 7th Jan 04
Location: Northants Drives: Clio 182 Cup
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"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
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Steve X16XE
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Registered: 31st Dec 06
Location: Barnsley, South Yorkshire
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Keep them comming.....
I'll print them off and use them all 2nite.
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sam-smith
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Registered: 8th Jan 07
Location: plymouth, UK
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youll do
it aint gonna suck itself
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Mark1984_SRI
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Registered: 7th Feb 06
Location: Preston
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quote:
Originally posted by Robin
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
 That one worked for you has it Robin?
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Hamish
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Registered: 4th Apr 05
Location: Ashtead, Surrey Drives: 100bhp Mint with Hole
User status: Offline
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i drive a corsa...wanna fuck
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Robin
Premium Member
Registered: 7th Jan 04
Location: Northants Drives: Clio 182 Cup
User status: Offline
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quote:
Originally posted by Mark1984_SRI
That one worked for you has it Robin?
Never tried Can't see it failing though, it's a perfect line.
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Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
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1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
3) My Love for you is like diarrhoea ... I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
light switch away.
8 ) Man - Fat Penguin !
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until
the afternoon.
13) Your face reminds me of a spanner, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
7 is the best
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Recaro1
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
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If I Jumped on you and started kissing your neck, would you let me carry on or toss me off?
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smack
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Registered: 7th Jul 04
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"get your coat,iv got a knife"
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corb
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Registered: 24th Apr 02
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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quote:
Originally posted by Recaro1
If I Jumped on you and started kissing your neck, would you let me carry on or toss me off?
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Mike
Organiser: North West and North Wales
Premium Member
Registered: 20th May 06
Location: nr. Skipton, North Yorkshire
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quote:
Originally posted by smack
"get your coat,iv got a knife"
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Jules
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Registered: 26th Nov 04
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk Status: Happy
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My cock is only 4" but most girls don't like it that wide....
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Steve X16XE
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Registered: 31st Dec 06
Location: Barnsley, South Yorkshire
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Lift it coming soon....
Gonna print it of and i'll let you know tonight.
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andy1868
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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
Location: Burscough, Lancashire
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smack thats legendary
just sing "you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals" and shes supposed to reply "so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel," some girl cornered me whilst i was walking out of the toilets and said the first line, i replied "sorry, i don't like documentaries" as she was too far into obese for my liking
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M2RTY
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Registered: 25th May 01
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pull your knickers down
no
well stand on your head and pull them up
always confuses them
[Edited on 25-04-2007 by M2RTY]
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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quote:
Originally posted by smack
"get your coat,iv got a knife"
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mark_gsi
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Registered: 1st Nov 03
Location: Peterlee/darlington
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can ya catch love, cos theres 2 balls coming your way
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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So... how's your rohypn - er - cocktail?
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Craigos
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Registered: 2nd Aug 02
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin
quote:
Originally posted by smack
"get your coat,iv got a knife"
 Legend !!!
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Tarrantino
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Registered: 29th Sep 04
Location: Essex
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is that a ladder in your tights, or a stairway to heaven
heres 10p ring your mum and tell her your not coming home tonight
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LoudandProud
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Registered: 12th Jan 01
Location: Stanway, Essex
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"Hi im (name) would you like to play war???...............
Ill lay down and u can blow the fuck out of me"
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Angie
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Registered: 27th May 04
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I had this one once
man: "i bet you a pound i can make your boobs wobble without touching them"
me: "go on then"
man wobbled my boobs and gave me a pound
me "doh"
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RyanSxi
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Registered: 26th Jul 06
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quote:
Originally posted by Angie
I had this one once
man: "i bet you a pound i can make your boobs wobble without touching them"
me: "go on then"
man wobbled my boobs and gave me a pound
me "doh"
quid well spent
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