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Welsh Dan

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16th Apr 07 at 18:10

A farmer has three daughters. His first daughter, a girl named Rose, walks up to her father one day. "Dad, why is my name Rose?"
"Well," he says, "When you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
Rose left, quite content with her answer.
His second daughter then walks over to ask; "Dad, why is my name Daisy?"
"Well," he says, "When you were born, a daisy petal fell on your head."
Watching with interest, his third daughter walks over shouting "UHHGGRGRHHRGHHH"
"Fuck off fridge."

[Edited on 17-04-2007 by Welsh Dan]

drax

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16th Apr 07 at 18:11

pmsl

mark_gsi

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16th Apr 07 at 18:11

andy1868

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16th Apr 07 at 18:12

if i'm honest, i had hoped for more after reading the title.

CorsaKen1

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16th Apr 07 at 18:15

I don't get it

andy1868

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16th Apr 07 at 18:15

a fridge fell on the third daughters head when she was born, therefore explaining why she can't talk properly

[Edited on 16-04-2007 by andy1868]

Lawrah

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16th Apr 07 at 18:16

a fridge petal fell on her head..

--Dave--

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16th Apr 07 at 18:16

quote:
Originally posted by CorsaKen1
I don't get it

a fridge fell on the third daughter's head. Probably rendering her unable to talk properly.

j10E W

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16th Apr 07 at 18:18

i dont get it

CorsaKen1

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16th Apr 07 at 18:18

oh yeah get it now

Liam

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16th Apr 07 at 18:21

quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
if i'm honest, i had hoped for more after reading the title.

Agreed.

Robin

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16th Apr 07 at 18:47

The fact that people didn't understand is funnier

Rachel H

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16th Apr 07 at 18:49

I didn't get it either.

Tommy

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16th Apr 07 at 20:55

I got it just werent funny, if the fridge did fall on a babys head it would kill it.

willay

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16th Apr 07 at 21:02

Eck

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16th Apr 07 at 23:57

FLOL

Ben G

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17th Apr 07 at 00:00

how the feck can people not get it?

mikeef

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17th Apr 07 at 01:40

topshot_2k

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17th Apr 07 at 08:01

just shit tbh

nathy_87

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17th Apr 07 at 08:54

quote:
Originally posted by Tommy
I got it just werent funny, if the fridge did fall on a babys head it would kill it.

thats what i was going to say

Kathryn W

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17th Apr 07 at 09:40

I didnt get it TBH i had to read down

Jules

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17th Apr 07 at 09:42

Thsi joke should be a test for new people wishing to signup to CS - they read the joke then have to explain what they think is funny about it, if they are correct they are allowed to join, if not, then they are forwarded to VAGWEB....

Kurt

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17th Apr 07 at 09:59

the title says farmer but the joke is about a gardener

Rus

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17th Apr 07 at 10:06

fpmsl

RyanSxi

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17th Apr 07 at 10:07

i didn't get it at first as i read it wrong at the end. still a shit joke tho

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