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Andy Stocker
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... what do you have against us Southerners? And why is your spelling so bad?
Found these scribblings inside a trailer at work the other night







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LMAO
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at the corrections
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Charming aren't we
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TBH though, southerners are soft shandy drinking bastards!

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You lot clearly have self esteem problems. All the northeners at uni need to make sure that you know they are from up north and they always take the piss when I drink Carling or some other lager which I like. They then rant on that I should be drinking some other fucking drink and not that 'shandy'. For fucks sak, I don't fucking car. I don what I like
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GTF we drink cocktails don't you know
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quote:
Originally posted by ed
You lot clearly have self esteem problems. All the northeners at uni need to make sure that you know they are from up north and they always take the piss when I drink Carling or some other lager which I like. They then rant on that I should be drinking some other fucking drink and not that 'shandy'. For fucks sak, I don't fucking car. I don what I like


you drink carling
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the first one is of lock stock
Andy Stocker
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Whats a ' northern tipple' then?
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
at the corrections

At my old job the numptys in Bay 3 would write on the toilet walls, always spelling mistakes.
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quote:
Originally posted by Andy Stocker
Whats a ' northern tipple' then?


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I'm northern and i drink Strongbow/Magners, Budweiser, Pernot+coke=Rocket fuel. I can spell too
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quote:
Originally posted by Mark1984_SRI
I'm northern and i drink Strongbow/Magners, Budweiser, Pernot+coke=Rocket fuel. I can spell too


Cider...bit girly.
Bud...very girly.
Pernot...considered as a girly drink by foreigners!
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quote:
Originally posted by Andy Stocker
Whats a ' northern tipple' then?


stella and jack daniels (not in the same glas though)
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by Mark1984_SRI
I'm northern and i drink Strongbow/Magners, Budweiser, Pernot+coke=Rocket fuel. I can spell too


Cider...bit girly.
Bud...very girly.
Pernot...considered as a girly drink by foreigners!


I forgot Amstel on holiday. I think cider has only become girly recently with Cirrus being introduced with ice etc. I remember getting ridiculed for drinking cider a few years back because it was what 'Farmers drunk' according to my mates, so i can't win.
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Originally posted by Mark1984_SRI
I forgot Amstel on holiday. I think cider has only become girly recently with Cirrus being introduced with ice etc. I remember getting ridiculed for drinking cider a few years back because it was what 'Farmers drunk' according to my mates, so i can't win.


thats true. It also used to be what the teenagers used to drink whilst hanging out on the streets!!
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quote:
Originally posted by Mark1984_SRI
I'm northern and i drink Strongbow/Magners, Budweiser, Pernot+coke=Rocket fuel. I can spell too


Is it not pernoid?
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White lightning in the park, 2litres whilst simultaneously spinning around those were the days
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I drink Kaliber
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quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann
quote:
Originally posted by Mark1984_SRI
I'm northern and i drink Strongbow/Magners, Budweiser, Pernot+coke=Rocket fuel. I can spell too


Is it not pernoid?


no, pernod actually
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quote:
Originally posted by Mark1984_SRI
White lightning in the park, 2litres whilst simultaneously spinning around those were the days


Spin drinking was ace back in the day. Put me off cider and roundabouts for life though
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by ed
You lot clearly have self esteem problems. All the northeners at uni need to make sure that you know they are from up north and they always take the piss when I drink Carling or some other lager which I like. They then rant on that I should be drinking some other fucking drink and not that 'shandy'. For fucks sak, I don't fucking car. I don what I like


you drink carling
£1.20 can't complain
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quote:
Originally posted by Andy Stocker
Whats a ' northern tipple' then?


Any variation of 'Turbo Shandy' I personally like Magners and Smirnoff.
Girly i know but gets u wasted
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann
quote:
Originally posted by Mark1984_SRI
I'm northern and i drink Strongbow/Magners, Budweiser, Pernot+coke=Rocket fuel. I can spell too


Is it not pernoid?


no, pernod actually


Sorry

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