CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
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God it's nasty. It's a shame if they're pretty too (least if they look like they live with pigs and eat horse dung, you'd expect it).
There's one where I work, came talking to me yesterday, and I nearly projectile vomited on her face. Offered her some chewing gum, and she says "Hah, why? Do I need it?"
"Yes, you do..." I reply, but she just laughed and walked off I couldn't be any more direct without getting a toothbrush and attacking her with it! 
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shawboy
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Registered: 1st Jul 02
Location: Wombwell, Barnsley
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pmsl, attacking her with a tooth brush.
buy her 1?
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jr
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Registered: 20th May 02
Location: Kent
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if you wernt so northern ash id find you amusing
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Tommy L
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R Lee
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Registered: 15th Aug 03
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I went out on a "date" with a pretty girl, but she had a bad breath problem.
Such a shame. But its soooooooooo off putting.
Girls should be banned from the world if they have stinky breath.
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
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quote: Originally posted by jr
if you wernt so northern ash id find you amusing
If you had a Yellow Pages I'd kiss you.
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Sara
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Registered: 19th Apr 06
Location: Whalley, Lancashire
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I absolutely hate bad breath!! Ughhh. I was chattin to someone sat night with bad breath It wasnt nice.
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Robin
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Registered: 7th Jan 04
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She laughed, but then she went to the ladies and cried.
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--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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Jamie has nasty breath today, ask him.
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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I smoke therefore cannot moan
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CorsAsh
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quote: Originally posted by Robin
She laughed, but then she went to the ladies and cried.
It's not the first time I've told her though I genuinely think she believes I'm just joking. 
Maybe I should do a photoshop of her killing a field of cows by breathing on them and print it out?
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jr
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Registered: 20th May 02
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quote: Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote: Originally posted by jr
if you wernt so northern ash id find you amusing
If you had a Yellow Pages I'd kiss you.
i once wrote a book on fly fishing, does that count
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R Lee
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Ash, you are way too cruel sometimes
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RS6
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Registered: 5th Nov 03
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LMAO 
yes you do!
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CorsAsh
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quote: Originally posted by jr
quote: Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote: Originally posted by jr
if you wernt so northern ash id find you amusing
If you had a Yellow Pages I'd kiss you.
i once wrote a book on fly fishing, does that count
Only if you make jam too.
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CorsAsh
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quote: Originally posted by Richard Lee
Ash, you are way too cruel sometimes
It's for her own good, otherwise no ones ever going to shag her unless she gargles with Domestos first.
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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Dirty bitch.
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Robin
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Registered: 7th Jan 04
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Pics?
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jr
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nope what about gravy
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Sara
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quote: Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote: Originally posted by Richard Lee
Ash, you are way too cruel sometimes
It's for her own good, otherwise no ones ever going to shag her unless she gargles with Domestos first.
If she gargles with domestos you will be kissin a corpse
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Sara
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Again
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Robin
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That's only if she swallows, surely?
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Robin
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Which she should.
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Sara
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Would be rude not to.
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Kathryn W
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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Theres tons of people out there with bad breath, most of them come through my till
It's disgusting!
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