Joke from my other half - Corsa Sport - for Vauxhall and Opel Corsa B, Corsa C and Corsa D

Not logged in [Login - Register]

You Are Not Registered Or Not Logged In

Corsa Sport » Message Board » Off Day » Joke from my other half

New Topic

New Poll

<< 1 2 >>

Subscribe | Add to Favourites

You are not logged in and may not post or reply to messages. Please log in or create a new account or mail us about fixing an existing one - register@corsasport.co.uk

There are also many more features available when you are logged in such as private messages, buddy list, location services, post search and more.

CorsAsh

Member

Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
User status: Offline

27th Mar 07 at 20:50

Blind Girl

A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?" Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning."

So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed.

The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again."

So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see."

To which the mother replied, "April fools!"

[Edited on 27-03-2007 by CorsAsh]

Robin

Premium Member

Registered: 7th Jan 04
Location: Northants Drives: Clio 182 Cup
User status: Offline

27th Mar 07 at 20:51

FPMSL, that's so wrong

nathy_87

Member

Registered: 14th Aug 08
Location: West Mids. Drives: Škoda Fabia VRS 5J
User status: Offline

27th Mar 07 at 20:52

jay kay

Member

Registered: 22nd Jan 06
Location: West Midlands
User status: Offline

27th Mar 07 at 20:52

that is very wrong

CorsAsh

Member

Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
User status: Offline

27th Mar 07 at 21:00

Suddenly it becomes clear why we're together?

Robin

Premium Member

Registered: 7th Jan 04
Location: Northants Drives: Clio 182 Cup
User status: Offline

27th Mar 07 at 21:01

Liam

Member

Registered: 19th Jan 06
Location: Stafford
User status: Offline

27th Mar 07 at 21:05

quote:
Originally posted by Robin
FPMSL, that's so wrong

Eck

Premium Member

Registered: 17th Apr 06
Location: Lundin Links, Fife
User status: Offline

27th Mar 07 at 21:07

quote:
Originally posted by Liam

quote:
Originally posted by Robin
FPMSL, that's so wrong

haller14

Member

Registered: 14th May 06
User status: Offline

27th Mar 07 at 21:10

Kurt

Member

Registered: 23rd Oct 05
Location: Hi
User status: Offline

27th Mar 07 at 22:22

you wouldnt find that on your penguin

fir3vip3r

Member

Registered: 14th Jun 06
Location: Stevenage, Hertfordshire
User status: Offline

27th Mar 07 at 22:23

quote:
Originally posted by kurtofcc
you wouldnt find that on your penguin

would have to be a fuck off penguin bar to fit that joke on though

CorsAsh

Member

Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
User status: Offline

27th Mar 07 at 22:24

He's got a point

Sam

Moderator
Premium Member

Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
User status: Offline

27th Mar 07 at 22:26

Kurt

Member

Registered: 23rd Oct 05
Location: Hi
User status: Offline

27th Mar 07 at 22:26

penguins have gone well gay though now, i keep getting stupid facts like sharks are the only fish that can blink....

SVM 286

Member

Registered: 13th Feb 05
Location: pain
User status: Offline

28th Mar 07 at 02:22

Jambo

Member

Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
User status: Offline

28th Mar 07 at 02:25

quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286

SteveW

Member

Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
User status: Offline

28th Mar 07 at 07:48

is that what Paul-Js mum is gonna do ?

AndyKent

Member

Registered: 3rd Sep 05
User status: Offline

28th Mar 07 at 09:34

Just posted this on another forum and got banned

I thought it was funny - wrong but funny

Kathryn W

Member

Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
User status: Offline

28th Mar 07 at 09:36

That's awful!

SXi_Tim

Member

Registered: 11th Mar 03
Location: South Yorkshire Drives: RS3, LET B
User status: Offline

28th Mar 07 at 09:38

PMSL quality joke

JohnnyR

Member

Registered: 21st Sep 06
Location: Sheffield
User status: Offline

28th Mar 07 at 10:53

A cowboy walks into a german car showroom and says... "audi"

[Edited on 28-03-2007 by JohnnyR]

Matt L

Member

Registered: 17th Apr 06
User status: Offline

28th Mar 07 at 11:01

flol so wrong but soo funny.

edit thats at ash's joke not ^^

[Edited on 28-03-2007 by Matt L]

JohnnyR

Member

Registered: 21st Sep 06
Location: Sheffield
User status: Offline

28th Mar 07 at 11:09

I gathered

CorsAsh

Member

Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
User status: Offline

28th Mar 07 at 11:13

quote:
Originally posted by Matt L
flol so wrong but soo funny.

edit thats at ash's joke not ^^

[Edited on 28-03-2007 by Matt L]

Hey, don't blame me, it's my girlfriend's joke

I'm normal

Angie

Member

Registered: 27th May 04
User status: Offline

28th Mar 07 at 14:26

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh

quote:
Originally posted by Matt L
flol so wrong but soo funny.

edit thats at ash's joke not ^^

[Edited on 28-03-2007 by Matt L]

Hey, don't blame me, it's my girlfriend's joke I'm normal

<< 1 2 >>

New Topic

New Poll

Corsa Sport » Message Board » Off Day » Joke from my other half

23 database queries in 0.0181389 seconds