SteveW
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Im squeezing my buttocks together cos i need a poo.. but instead of going now (like a little pussy girl) im gonna hold it until i need to run off to the loo and hope i dont let a greasey dropping land in my pants.
*its a man thing, you girls wouldnt understand. What with your tiny brains and all that*
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topshot_2k
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what if cubicles are being used?
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nathy_87
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yeah im holding one in aswell as we have only got the one cubical but two urinals, its soo irratating
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SteveW
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quote: Originally posted by topshot_2k
what if cubicles are being used?
then i sit on the sink 
no biggy
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topshot_2k
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topshot_2k
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could use a jffy bag and post it to nathy_87
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Aaron
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I had a shit 10 mins ago...it was grand
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SteveW
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i likes the ones that go off like a machine gun.. short sharp burst
dont like the poos where you have to "try"
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topshot_2k
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what about ones that slide out and disapear without a noise dont even have to flush
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All Torque
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SteveW
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quote: Originally posted by topshot_2k
what about ones that slide out and disapear without a noise dont even have to flush
something dreams are made of there 
lovely stuff
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Jamie Walby
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quote: Originally posted by topshot_2k
what about ones that slide out and disapear without a noise dont even have to flush
Phantom Poos
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nathy_87
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or when you run out of toilet paper (i hope this happens to topshot_2k when his at his gf's)
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AdZ9
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i just had one and it was messy proper workout on the forearms wiping, i needed to go earlier and it was prime time, but all the cubicles were used so i couldnt wait around, now i just had to minor force it out wish i didnt now
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topshot_2k
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quote: Originally posted by nathy_87
or when you run out of toilet paper (i hope this happens to topshot_2k when his at his gf's)
i have my own house with my girlfriend 
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topshot_2k
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quote: Originally posted by Jamie Walby
quote: Originally posted by topshot_2k
what about ones that slide out and disapear without a noise dont even have to flush
Phantom Poos
stealth
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SteveW
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well that wasnt worth the wait.
machinegun jammed half way through.
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topshot_2k
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half a bog roll job was it
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SteveW
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i did use a bit
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A1EX
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hate it when that happens, or running out of bullets when you feel like you've still got more left
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ShEp
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total vauxhall + dump time = good dump time
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Skylined
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quote: Originally posted by topshot_2k
what about ones that slide out and disapear without a noise dont even have to flush
Love them Require no wiping
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topshot_2k
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do you try to wipe to make sure? or do your instincts tell you that theres no need?
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Skylined
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just get a feeling....there's no point wasting paper
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topshot_2k
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does it not feel wrong pulling up your boxers/pants/thong without wiping?
sorry im very bore tonight
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