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Fad
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19th Mar 07 at 22:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Saw a discussion on MIG about whether you could legally give someone a good leathering and whether its worth the risk.....

This was someoens sugestion....

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Originally posted by Jack-Off

Ok dress up as spiderman go out and beat the sh#t out of him and while he is lying in a heap, poor beer on him so when the police turn up they will think its just another drunk thats fallen over and wont believe him when he says he was beaten up by spiderman.


I just found this hillarious

[Edited on 19-03-2007 by Fad]
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Cosmo
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just give them a few good smacks, and whilst they are out cold and your ringing the police put a weapon in their hand and say they attacked you when you confronted them so used self defence....simple!
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hahaaa @ FAD & cosmo.
Gez G
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Hahaha brilliant reply!
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i caught some1 breaking into my new car last night (sawthem through the window) but my fiances dad got to the door before and shouted at them then they ran away.

I would love to give the badgers a good pasting as theyve bent my door BUT in reality it just isnt worth risking getting attacked and/or criminal record
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19th Mar 07 at 23:33   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

erm i think i would probilly kill them unless some one stopped me
John
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I stay in the most dangerous place on the world according to nato or whoever it was and i've not heard of anybodies car being broken into for years.
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wheres that
John
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I chose to look at the floor and casually walk on past. That was after the guy waved a knife/screwdriver in my face.
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20th Mar 07 at 06:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

That's brilliant, fair play!
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20th Mar 07 at 06:44   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I'd cut them up on the A127.
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^^^


That was so easy to imagine its untrue


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Fee
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20th Mar 07 at 09:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I always wonder about this....Adam says I should run out with a hockey stick...
I don't think I'd know what to do...probably hide under the bed!
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depends on the situation, if the person looks like a crack addict doing it to sell for a fix i would leave it as they would probablyl do anything for it, if its just kids or someone joy riding id beat the fuckers
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20th Mar 07 at 09:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Id laugh at the fact that they had wasted their time. But id probably go over.

Someone broke into the shop i once worked in when i was in alone i asked him politely "Can i help you?2 not really the brightest idea
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ONE BIG TASTY METAL BAR! f*ck them! my mate and I where on out this after my girls car got broken into after like 25 minutes at tesco...was gud chance we cud have caught them...i said if i had seen them i wud have gone to my car which was across and removed the beefy wheel spanner thingy and u can guess the rest...haha wud have loved it...if they can break into a car at 7pm at night with hundreds of people round a busy shopping centre in the middle of the car park and no one bats an eye lid i dont think anyone wud have minded me batering the smack rat that did the car over!
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oh they would've minded but i doubt they wouldve done a f*ckin thing. i was in my work car park and had to break into my car and no one said a thing even security walked by twice. its crap.

[Edited on 20-03-2007 by Behr]
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I like the beer part! Piss on his crotch too so they think hes pissed himself
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20th Mar 07 at 12:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

not really the same

but i was driving through the town one night when a drunk kicked my car

the 4of us got out of my car a leathered him

also rooked his pockets and told him thats the money to fix the dent,

£60.43 didnt cover it
jay kay
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
I like the beer part! Piss on his crotch too so they think hes pissed himself


FPMSL
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i'm not sure you want to be admitting that on the internet Shep

wasn't there a thread on here a while ago back about a guy that battered a young lad that he caught breaking into his car and ended up getting prison time for it?

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Ok dress up as spiderman go out and beat the sh#t out of him and while he is lying in a heap, poor beer on him so when the police turn up they will think its just another drunk thats fallen over and wont believe him when he says he was beaten up by spiderman.



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