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drunkenfool
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1st Mar 07 at 11:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Just ran upstairs to answer the door after i got out the shower and was only wearing a towel, and as i was signing for it, the towel almost came off Had to hand it back to him to redo the towel before he got a full on view
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Don't lie, you know you wanted it to turn into a full BLOWN gay porno

[Edited on 01-03-2007 by Tom]
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Suckmylink delivery boys?
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pmsl
VegasPhil
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Should have acted normally to "the drop" and watched his reaction


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deano87
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At least you didn't miss him by being in the shower.

Bet he has seen it all, and more before though.

Just imagine them horny housewives.
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My dad's a postie. He barged into a Secuirty hut thing to drop the post off like usual and the guard was Starkers. He pissed himself laughing


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PMSL what a quality thread!!!
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Postie gets me out of bed all the tinme when I am on nights, usually just got boxers on..
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quote:
Originally posted by VegasPhil
Should have acted normally to "the drop" and watched his reaction

Kurt
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quote:
Originally posted by drunkenfool
Just ran upstairs to answer the door after i got out the shower and was only wearing a towel, and as i was signing for it, the towel almost came off Had to hand it back to him to redo the towel before he got a full on view


are you a womble?

[Edited on 01-03-2007 by kurtofcc]
drunkenfool
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quote:
Originally posted by kurtofcc
quote:
Originally posted by drunkenfool
Just ran upstairs to answer the door after i got out the shower and was only wearing a towel, and as i was signing for it, the towel almost came off Had to hand it back to him to redo the towel before he got a full on view


are you a womble?

[Edited on 01-03-2007 by kurtofcc]


WTF?! Not the last time I checked


EDIT - Just seen the bit in bold. I live in an upside house Bedrooms and bathrooms downstairs, front door upstairs (its on a hill and looks like bungalow from the front but normal from the back)

[Edited on 01-03-2007 by drunkenfool]
Kurt
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1st Mar 07 at 13:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

thats different
JohnnyR
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1st Mar 07 at 13:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

pics?
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quote:
Originally posted by JohnnyR
pics?


hope you mean the house!!!! lol
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Im going to be worried about going round to yours now
JohnnyR
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quote:
Originally posted by pdwhelan
quote:
Originally posted by JohnnyR
pics?


hope you mean the house!!!! lol


yeah I did
drunkenfool
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quote:
Originally posted by Doug
Im going to be worried about going round to yours now


Good job you weren't out with us on friday then that girl in my spanish class who fancies me jokingly told me to send her a pic of my knob, so i sent her a pic of it in full glory when i was pissed
Doug
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Mint


deano87
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quote:
Originally posted by drunkenfool
quote:
Originally posted by Doug
Im going to be worried about going round to yours now


Good job you weren't out with us on friday then that girl in my spanish class who fancies me jokingly told me to send her a pic of my knob, so i sent her a pic of it in full glory when i was pissed

rofl subtle.

And what was her reaction?

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[Edited on 01-03-2007 by deano87]
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I used to work as an appliance tecnician and i was at a job fixing a washing machine i was laid on my back looking up into the machine and the woman came into the kitcen after getting outa the shower.

she stood next to me and aksed if i could see anything, i assume she meant the machine, i looked up to her and replied "everything looks fine"

i could see right up her towel and got an eye full of every thing

She was a milf "but was a gypo"
deano87
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1st Mar 07 at 14:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

shame.

I didn't know caravans had washing machines?
CoastalCorsa
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quote:
Originally posted by deano87
shame.

I didn't know caravans had washing machines?


They buy houses round my way then park all the caravans round back, they then rent there caravans out to people, then when tax man turns up they dissapear for a few months
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Fair enough. Upper class pikeys.

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