VegasPhil
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I was miding my own business washing my hands earlier, when some guy busted in, and dropped the A-Bomb in the next cubicle.
Discuss.
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andy1868
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depends on too any variables, are people around? sound proofing? how desparate are you? the list goes on
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Ben J
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I have to be pretty desperate!
However a guy I used to work with who was a chef.....would happily sit in the staff changing rooms having a shit, with the cubicle door wide open and when you walked in would say stuff like..."ooooh smell this one" and "come and have a look at the size of this"!!!!!!
[Edited on 26-02-2007 by bjackso2x]
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Ben G
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i would never poo in work incase it smells too bad
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Fro
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I do but i do it in the shower room downstairs which is only ever used in the mornings, failing that there are toilets in the basement that noone knows about Which are better then most of the ones on the office floors
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Ben G
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you should've videod the incident from outside his cubicle with sound on then get his face as he opened the door
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andy1868
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i'm lucky in one sense, i work with 2 men one of which has a colostomy bag so shit is always on the agenda/topic of the day
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Brett
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I always shit at work, 2, maybe 3 times a day 
Nothing like getting paid to have a shit 
Sometimes I fall asleep on there for an hour
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Tommy L
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the whole reason i go to work..to have a massive poo. talking of poo im going for one now. dont know why people feel they cant do it at work its a natural thing and great to stink out the bottom floor
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SXi_Tim
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Yeah i always go and waste time, then have a fag after
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mwg
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I poo at work. Wastes a bit of time 
Couldn't for about the 1st 6 months that I worked here though!
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willay
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Our toilets are horrible, there is one on each floor and its either male or female, our floor is a male one so if that one is busy you have to go up two floors or down two. Inside there is on cubical and two unirinals. I take advantage of the fact that I'm the first there in the morning by having the first go after its been cleaned the night before
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liamC
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I don't mind. And it gets me 10 minutes off graft while I drop a few bungles fingers and teddy bears arms.
[Edited on 26-02-2007 by liamC]
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Jamie Walby
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Its always best to poo on the companies time as it were. Because its only me and Dad here, I have no issues pooing.
We havent got a light in the toilet and never have, so in the winter, when I go for my five o'clock log, theres a lot of guess work involved.
I name those the Winter Danger Poos.
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Antz
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I used to take a dump all the time at work, but it was always tooooooo cold and would make you wish you'd not bothered
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dna23
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No, it's great... me and Teddy often MMS each other when we have shits at work It's a special moment in the office life laying a smacker in the cubicle then blaming it on the MD.
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shawboy
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always, might as well get payed for it.
GF wont thou, she holds it in.
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Rachel H
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No way, disgusting.
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Jamie Walby
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Bullshit, girls dont poo.
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Ben G
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quote: Originally posted by Jamie Walby
Bullshit, girls dont poo.

does anyone leave a floater there and not pull the chain?
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James
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quote: Originally posted by KROOZUK-BEN
quote: Originally posted by Jamie Walby
Bullshit, girls dont poo.

does anyone leave a floater there and not pull the chain?
Pull the chain? Are you from the victorian times?
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Jay
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quote: Originally posted by KROOZUK-BEN
quote: Originally posted by Jamie Walby
Bullshit, girls dont poo.

does anyone leave a floater there and not pull the chain?
My mate does that, shouts people in and goes look at this, unknowing what hes going to show you
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Liam
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quote: Originally posted by loafofbrett
I always shit at work, 2, maybe 3 times a day 
Nothing like getting paid to have a shit 
Sometimes I fall asleep on there for an hour
 
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Whittie
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There isnt a toilet in my work
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Jonny P
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quote: Originally posted by Whittie
There isnt a toilet in my work
surely in breach of health and safety regs. awful that
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