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Cosmo
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18th Feb 07 at 16:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
If any of you remember when I got locked out and had the trouble with my neighbours a few weeks back, well....

I just got back in from the shops (another beer run!) and who was sat leaning against her door because her bf had gone out and she hadnt taken her keys If she hadnt of caused so much shite when I was locked out I would of invited her into mine to wait and made her a brew...but instead going to turn the sound up load and bang some doors to annoy her more.
All Torque
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Marc
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Maybe keep going in and out too!
Kurt
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invite her in then play stip (insert title here) unless of course shes gopping then you should just beat her with a baguette
Cosmo
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I have been waiting for this day since I was locked out, never thought it would happen.

Really wanted her to ask me if she could have abrew, sit and wait in mine or borrow my phone...was going to tell her I didnt recognise her and Im calling the police like she did to me. She didnt ask though
Cosmo
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18th Feb 07 at 16:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Marc


Maybe keep going in and out too!


Should I just pop my head out the door every 5 mins, look right at her them slam it again
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by kurtofcc
invite her in then play stip (insert title here) unless of course shes gopping then you should just beat her with a baguette


strangely enough I do have a baguette here!!
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18th Feb 07 at 16:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
make her a drink...piss in it and take i to her with a smile on your face

[Edited on 18-02-2007 by Aj.]
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quote:
Originally posted by Aj.
make her a drink...piss in it and take i to her with a smile on your face

[Edited on 18-02-2007 by Aj.]


do it
Marc
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18th Feb 07 at 16:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Should I just pop my head out the door every 5 mins, look right at her them slam it again

Yeah, maybe have a cuppa or a snack in your hand too
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18th Feb 07 at 16:26   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
you have got to shout at her and the locksmith if/when one turns up
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by Robin
you have got to shout at her and the locksmith if/when one turns up


Im really hoping she does, and that its the same guy who came to do mine as he'll piss himself aswell.
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18th Feb 07 at 16:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Get a deck chait and sit outside your front door drinking a cup of tea and watch the world go by. Keep saying how nice it is to be outside on a day like this
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18th Feb 07 at 16:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I live in apartments, so most I'll be looking at is a corridor and the door to the neighbour over the other side
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18th Feb 07 at 16:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Do you have balconies? Could you climb across to hers, then fling her front door open so she falls inside?

Might wanna slam her head in there a few times and take a dump on the coffee table for good measure too.
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Pics
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Do you have balconies? Could you climb across to hers, then fling her front door open so she falls inside?


Its about a 20ft jump to hers from mine and I dont fancy my chances of making it
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Sneak a pic of her sat outside so we can share in your experience

Cosmo
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18th Feb 07 at 16:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
should I ask for comments on her experience to date for CorsaSport members?
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18th Feb 07 at 16:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
pics?
mattk
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ha ha deffo get a pic of her
Cosmo
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If the locksmith comes out I will get pics...and then also of the police arriving after I call them!
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Make a ladder, climb to her house, get her keys, open her door, make a brew, then go back to your flat
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18th Feb 07 at 16:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Don't forget to poo in her place though.
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open the door with a fresh brew in hand and go " hmmmmmmmm this a tasty cuppa" then close the door

[Edited on 18-02-2007 by A1EX]

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