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--Dave--
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like Kriss Akabusi, what would you do first?

I would sit at home and see if I could turn the TV on from the sofa by thinking of fit women.
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Kriss, if you're reading this...

AWOOOOOGA!!
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I have this problem every day wondering what to do with it
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I have a few videos that may give you inspiration Cosmo.
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I would try and plug a mains water leak then probably try and find a very slack bird to fuck
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I would do the opposite Tom. I would find the tightest bird ever and watch her face as I plough her clunge with my 20" baby arm.
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Yes good call, I would see if I could literally break nicole ritchie in half
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In one of my girlfriends girly magazines, it has an article of the man with the largest cock in Britian. 11inchs when erect (2inches off my alloys )

Anyway, him and his missus can't have sex properly because it hurts her too much.

Having such a big cock would be lame imho.
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good shout Tom, good shout.

I would fcuk the Olsen twins, at the same time.
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i think i would walk down the highstreet with it hanging out..

just floppin around. dont think anyone would say anything to a man with an anaconda poking out his jeans.
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Yes good call, I would see if I could literally break nicole ritchie in half


a tooth pick could probably do that to her!
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It would be like a kebab, a large pole with bits of meat hanging off it.
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
i think i would walk down the highstreet with it hanging out..

just floppin around. dont think anyone would say anything to a man with an anaconda poking out his jeans.


but but, when flacid, you would scrape your bellend on the concrete.
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Kriss, if you're reading this...

AWOOOOOGA!!



That was John Fashanu that presented Gladiators with Ulrikakakakaka Johnson iirc!
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He used to live down the road from me. And I went to school with his daughter

Corsa 2.0 16v Vegas - Sold
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imagine getting bummed by Kriss, just, imagine....
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quote:
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He used to live down the road from me. And I went to school with his daughter


did she have a massive cock too?
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And I went to town on his daughter


I wouldnt of, he'd of killed you if he beat you with his cock.
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quote:
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He used to live down the road from me. And I went to school with his daughter


did she walk with a limp ?
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sick Steve...sick.

But also strangely arousing. The thought of Kriss doing his daughter on her pink bed turns me on. Especially if she enjoyed it as well.
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FPMSL **in comic book guy voice**

Funniest thread ever

I especially like the kebab comment, mental images are a bad thing though
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the Olsen twins would make good kebab meat imo
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Wonder what the jail times is like for Death by skewering?
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'Here lies the Olsen twins, skewered by Kriss Akabusi. RIP '
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quote:
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Wonder what the jail times is like for Death by skewering?


or if he was caught wearing pants and getting done for carrying a concealed weapon

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