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Steve

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Registered: 30th Mar 02
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14th Feb 07 at 23:15

Was driving through town earlier when i need to hook a u-turn, traffic was bad.

So there was a junction to to my right, its a junction onto a semi road/highstreet.

some prick was parked over the far half of the junction waiting, obviously couldnt find a space or his fat fuck wife couldnt walk the 500m from the car park to the shops, i spun it into the junction and got into a bit of a situation.

my front path was blocked by said prick and i couldnt reverse back a bit, then go forward and round said prick because of traffic coming from behind.

So i beeped and mouthed you cant fucking stop here and gestured he move.

he just sat there and shook his head in the mirror, this wound me up sonething chronic, i waited about 5mins until i had due space to reverse, when i got round him i threw him the wanker sign, but i really couldve dragged him out the car

[Edited on 14-02-2007 by Steve]

CorsAsh

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14th Feb 07 at 23:16

Lets go on a rampage.

Butler

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14th Feb 07 at 23:20

quote:
Originally posted by Steve
i threw him the wanker sign, but i really couldve dragged him out the car
[Edited on 14-02-2007 by Steve]

Big man

Steve

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14th Feb 07 at 23:21

he deserved more tbh

Sam

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14th Feb 07 at 23:32

Perhaps if you showed him your willy as a gesture of goodwill he might have moved for you?

John

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14th Feb 07 at 23:32

Did you see he was waiting before starting your manoeuvre?

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14th Feb 07 at 23:35

You should have beat him with a baseball bat.

CorsAsh

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14th Feb 07 at 23:36

A baseball bat with a vagweb sticker on it.

SteveW

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14th Feb 07 at 23:37

after 5 mins i would have had to walk upto his window and kindly ask him to move out the way..

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14th Feb 07 at 23:38

Or smashed one of his tail lights?

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14th Feb 07 at 23:38

I've got some rage tonight

andy1868

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14th Feb 07 at 23:38

people inconsiderately park in front off access points really grinds my gears. i go to pick up my boss before work and to get to his house i have to go down a busy housing estate. every morning without fail one of these if not both scenarios take place. i am the yellow car.
I realise its their right of way but people stay there with no thought for cars wanting to turn right, holding traffic all the way back behind me.

this one is clearly their fault. at some point i'm going to drive into the person whos in my way and they'll get the blame for being on my side of the road. another thing is that they expect me to drive on the kerb to get around THEM. they can clearly see my front bumper is about 3 inches from the floor, no chance of getting up the kerb.

rant over

CorsAsh

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14th Feb 07 at 23:40

quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
after 5 mins i would have had to walk upto his window and kindly ask him to move out the way..

Or make a beeping noise whilst saying "Warning, Clob Deploying" before clobbing him through the roof of his car in a swift downward motion.

Does your car have a Clobrest btw?

Butler

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14th Feb 07 at 23:40

While we were here, I was driving along today when I came to some road works, it was one of those where one side of the road was blocked off and they had traffic lights letting each side of traffic through at a time. I was at the front of the que when my side turned green, i drove through and half way down the woman on the other side decides to go through, shes coming straight for me with no other option than to drive off the road onto the grass, she does so and passes about 30 cars to the end of the road works on the grass, what an idiot. What is wrong with some people!

Ian

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15th Feb 07 at 00:41

Drive in to them. They soon move.

Tommy

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15th Feb 07 at 00:44

Illegal U turn ?

Ben G

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15th Feb 07 at 01:21

british roads, french drivers...

Steve

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15th Feb 07 at 08:34

quote:
Originally posted by Tommy
Illegal U turn ?

nothere was no, no u turn signs, and i entered the junction to left and was leaving to left (coming the other way)

theres nothing in the highway code stating that is wrong afaik

Steve

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15th Feb 07 at 08:43

actually that what i was trying to do, but because he was stopped there it meant i had to enter on the left and leave on the right, which is probably not legal

Jamie Walby

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15th Feb 07 at 09:36

quote:
Originally posted by John
Did you see he was waiting before starting your manoeuvre?

No but he saw a I love Sony sticker on his bumper

--Dave--

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15th Feb 07 at 09:46

Steve I feel you would have dragged him out his car and beaten him to a mushy pulp if you weren't of WEED.

Steve

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15th Feb 07 at 09:47

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
Steve I feel you would have dragged him out his car and beaten him to a mushy pulp if you didnt smoke WEED.

what has that to do with anything ?

--Dave--

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15th Feb 07 at 09:51

pointless misquote imo

All Torque

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15th Feb 07 at 12:04

This thread is of SHITE

James

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15th Feb 07 at 12:06

quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
This thread is of SHITE

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