VegasPhil
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MY NEW NAME IS THE TITLE.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor...
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers.
Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you , so they know you participated.
And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
So:-
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = dotty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pan ts
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
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Planty02
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Sloopy Hamsterbutt 
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fir3vip3r
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crusty wafflehump
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James
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 Mine is David Haydon, what a fucking stupid name
[Edited on 13-02-2007 by James]
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Gg_mf
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Cheesy Chicken Chunks
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CorsAsh
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Farcus Frickenhump
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CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by James
Mine is David Haydon, what a fucking stupid name
[Edited on 13-02-2007 by James]
Sounds fucking retarded
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morpheus22
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sleezy gorillahump
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Russ
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snooty gizzardbrains
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Dean_W
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Crusty Dippindoodle.
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A1EX
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crusty pickledunkin
[Edited on 13-02-2007 by A1EX]
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nova_gteuk
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dorky dottydoodle.
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James
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quote:
Originally posted by Dean_W
Crusty Dippindoodle.
You sure about that? 
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RichR
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Goober Chuckle Fanny
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a_j_mair
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dorky dippin lips 
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Dean_W
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Registered: 13th Dec 05
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quote:
Originally posted by James
quote:
Originally posted by Dean_W
Crusty Dippindoodle.
You sure about that?
Yes, why?
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Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by Dean_W
quote:
Originally posted by James
quote:
Originally posted by Dean_W
Crusty Dippindoodle.
You sure about that?
Yes, why?
isnt the third letter in dean, an A NOT an E?
Mines, Sleezy Frickenhump
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Dean_W
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So it is........
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loubielou
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Dipsy chickentush
[Edited on 13-02-2007 by loubielou]
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Mike GSi
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sleezy chicken face.......lmao
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Dan
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sloppy frickinbutt
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topshot_2k
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sneezy wafflebutt 
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Ben G
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sloopy farkletush
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Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by Dean_W
So it is........
So it should be Snickle Dippindoodle then?
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Joe
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Crusty Burgerchunks
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