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Poll: The Mrs just went to bed..
  1) I want bumsex
  2) I want a cuddle
  3) Dont want you tired in the morn and being narky :lol:


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Twiggy
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25th Jan 07 at 22:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
and said "dont be long"

does this mean....
CorsAsh
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It means "pull her nightie down when you've done".
Kurt
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25th Jan 07 at 22:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
and your still sat here why lol
Twiggy
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quote:
Originally posted by kurtofcc
and your still sat here why lol


not tired, beer and fags are flowing and got the tunes on the go!
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25th Jan 07 at 22:40   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Theres only one way fo find out, Bring out the KY
Whittie
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25th Jan 07 at 22:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Go and put your sex suit on!
Twiggy
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we did have some durex stuff but sacked that off as its "burns"
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quote:
Originally posted by Twiggy
we did have some durex stuff but sacked that off as its "burns"


Wasnt called Durex Heat was it?

Cos that stuff it suposedly 'warming' felt like my nob was on fire!!
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Guess what guys -- PICS

or put he web cam on
Twiggy
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quote:
Originally posted by CoastalCorsa
Guess what guys -- PICS

or put he web cam on


there is plenty of sites to wank over just do a google search mate!
Twiggy
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quote:
Originally posted by glb86
quote:
Originally posted by Twiggy
we did have some durex stuff but sacked that off as its "burns"


Wasnt called Durex Heat was it?

Cos that stuff it suposedly 'warming' felt like my nob was on fire!!


thats the stuff!
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25th Jan 07 at 22:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
wasnt dulux was it? got it mixed up or something?
Twiggy
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lmao
Whittie
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quote:
Originally posted by Twiggy
quote:
Originally posted by glb86
quote:
Originally posted by Twiggy
we did have some durex stuff but sacked that off as its "burns"


Wasnt called Durex Heat was it?

Cos that stuff it suposedly 'warming' felt like my nob was on fire!!


thats the stuff!


"Tingle" Is better, feels as though.... I'll shut up
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quote:
Originally posted by glb86
quote:
Originally posted by Twiggy
we did have some durex stuff but sacked that off as its "burns"


Wasnt called Durex Heat was it?

Cos that stuff it suposedly 'warming' felt like my nob was on fire!!


LMAO - I was in the chemist with my mum waiting on a prescription, she's scanning the shelves while we were waiting. Next thing she nudges me and says "What the hell do you do with that Durex for Feet"........ it was Durex Heat
Twiggy
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lmao!!!!

night night
Liam
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Option A
Matt H
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I dare you to walk in, and ask her

"have you got your tickets?"

she'll say for what?

Then say

"for the gun show"

And proceed to kiss your arms & be all macho


Then make squaking noises all the way through the sex & blame it on the bed

Sex games are fun
Whittie
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25th Jan 07 at 23:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by JadeM
quote:
Originally posted by glb86
quote:
Originally posted by Twiggy
we did have some durex stuff but sacked that off as its "burns"


Wasnt called Durex Heat was it?

Cos that stuff it suposedly 'warming' felt like my nob was on fire!!


LMAO - I was in the chemist with my mum waiting on a prescription, she's scanning the shelves while we were waiting. Next thing she nudges me and says "What the hell do you do with that Durex for Feet"........ it was Durex Heat


Your mum has a feet fetish too?
Russ
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
I dare you to walk in, and ask her

"have you got your tickets?"

she'll say for what?

Then say

"for the gun show"

And proceed to kiss your arms & be all macho


Then make squaking noises all the way through the sex & blame it on the bed

Sex games are fun
mattk
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25th Jan 07 at 23:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
durex "play" you want, Honest to god no frills lube!
Gary
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Durex Heat is evil evil stuff.
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It means I don't want you sat on the internet wanking/chatting up women/asking things you shouldn't on cs Get to bed.

p.s you won't get sex so leave the jelly in the cup board
Twiggy
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FYI it was option b!
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
quote:
Originally posted by Twiggy
quote:
Originally posted by glb86
quote:
Originally posted by Twiggy
we did have some durex stuff but sacked that off as its "burns"


Wasnt called Durex Heat was it?

Cos that stuff it suposedly 'warming' felt like my nob was on fire!!


thats the stuff!


"Tingle" Is better, feels as though.... I'll shut up


Tingle feels like you've slapped toothpaste on it

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