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Haimsey
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10th Jan 07 at 17:38   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

....some paper for her printer

her dad must think she works alot




[Edited on 10-01-2007 by Haimsey]


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Pics of the girl not of the paper please.
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id re-paper the walls
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quote:
Originally posted by liamC
Pics of the girl not of the paper please.


i can asure you you would regret that


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Do that with paper when she's out
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10th Jan 07 at 17:42   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

post it all sheet by sheet under her door she wont be able to opent he door and will have to climb through the window


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10000 paper airplanes
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You HAVE to do something funny with it, and you HAVE to post pics up!
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10th Jan 07 at 17:46   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

just checked the receipt £87

500 sheets per wad
5 packs per box


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quote:
Originally posted by Colin
10000 paper airplanes


15000


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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
You HAVE to do something funny with it, and you HAVE to post pics up!
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
You HAVE to do something funny with it, and you HAVE to post pics up!



ideas.....


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Whittie
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Can you get into her room?
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no its locked and propbably smells of dirty shex


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open each box carefully & draw a novelty penis on each sheet, then put back how you found them
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open a box, carefully, without breaking the strap.

open each of the packages of paper, carefully, removing all the paper.

close them up, staple the strap back up, hide the paper.

then put all the boxes in her room, and don't tell her.

might be an idea to put something heavy in the bottom of each box so she doesn't know
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10th Jan 07 at 17:54   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i hope they go out later

i could put one under the leg of our table to make it a bit higher, since it does have a wonky leg


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annoying thing is, i walked to staples this morning after my lecture and bought a wad of paper for my printer


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better idea.

open each packet, drill a hole through the paper, put it back in.
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Take each pack out and stack them on their end till they are in the shape of a castle, then each time any one walks in shout "halt, who goes there" and "stop or i'll shoot"
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quote:
Originally posted by Robin
better idea.

open each packet, drill a hole through the paper, put it back in.


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quote:
Originally posted by Robin
better idea.

open each packet, drill a hole through the paper, put it back in.


if only i had a drill

kif


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i could stack the individual wads up outside her door end to end and shes only small so wouldnt be able to reach the top one.

she would take the middle/bottom one and it would all fall on her!


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Make a throne out of all the pack
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You could post a whole box through....
You could even post it through the top of the door when it gets stuck.

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