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Aaron
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Granted yes there are possibly 100's of them

My fave is

Homer: "Marge put on a pot of coffee.....drink it and start making burgers"

Makes my roll around the room laughing every time i hear that one

Whats yours???
All Torque
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Homer running around chased by bees while bart is secretly drawing his actions from his bebroom

Homer "I sure hope no-one is drawing me"
Simon_16v
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"Me fail English, that's unpossible"
Butler
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"Just because I dont care, doesnt mean I dont understand"
Nismo
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"haha april fo...................."

*boom*
IvIarkgraham
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my name is mr burns i believe you have a letter for me

ok mr burns what is your first name

i dont know
Eck
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Homer - No beer makes homer something something.

Marge - Go crazy?

Homer - Don't miiiiiiiindifIdoooooooo
Butler
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quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
my name is mr burns i believe you have a letter for me

ok mr burns what is your first name

i dont know

Another classic forgot about that one! Love it.
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D'oh
A deer
A female deer
DAYZEE
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over the Flintstones theme tune....

Simpson, Homer Simpson!
He's the greatest guy in history......
from the town of Springfield
He's about to hit a chesnut tree
argh!

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Homer_Simpson
_Allan_
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Ralph: "Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
Butler
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"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! "
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quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
Ralph: "Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"


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Marge im off to mo's
put the kids to bed
im coming home loaded!
Bram
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quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
my name is mr burns i believe you have a letter for me

ok mr burns what is your first name

i dont know


My fave by far!
SVM 286
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quote:
Originally posted by Aj.

Whats yours???


Homer - ''Alright, no more deer for a month''

Marge - ''Did you say beer, or deer?''

massive pause

Homer in sullen, slightly high pitched voice - ''deer''

Gets me every time.

Also...

''SAVE ME JEBUSSS!!!''

and...

''He ain't preddy now''

Matt H
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God bless the pagans...
Hammer
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Marge: 'the plant called, they said if you're not in tommorow don't bother coming in monday'

Homer: 'woohoo four day weekend'
SVM 286
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I am currently absolutely LMCAO out loud at everyone elses favourites.



Aaron
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quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
Ralph: "Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"


Classic
Aaron
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Ralph Wiggum - "I just made an egg in my pants"
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Homer: alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.
TomWilly
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carzy dutch kid: Don't make me run, im full of chocolate!
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
Marge: 'the plant called, they said if you're not in tommorow don't bother coming in monday'

Homer: 'woohoo four day weekend'



ROFL

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When Homer types on that 'phonic frog' "this is Homer's doctor, he cannot come to work today"

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