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chris_uk
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23rd Nov 06 at 23:44   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

apparently a test to test a guys girth....

please explain...
Robin
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teh fuck are you on about Chris?
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Stick it in the middle
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in the cardboard bit?
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what other middle is there
chris_uk
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23rd Nov 06 at 23:52   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

lenth is obvious...

but im confused as fuck on girth...
mav
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If it fits you too small
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If it doesn't fit your knob is too fat and it needs to loose weight. Though are we talking flacid or erect?
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tbh, if you can fit in the hole, you must be pre-pubescent.
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23rd Nov 06 at 23:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

erect...

whats the average girth of a man?
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Why on earth are people putting thier arect penis into a loo roll? God, there are some things in life which are plain wierd.
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I guess I'm one of the only people who steals bog roll aren't I?
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I have never tried it
chris_uk
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thumb n index finger.. make a circle.. apparently thats meant to just fit round..
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ed, that seems to be a fairly large tube
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It's the size of my arm You would have to be a monster to pass that test
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quote:
Originally posted by chris_uk
thumb n index finger.. make a circle.. apparently thats meant to just fit round..


what if you can't even get it 1/2 way round.....
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then you have really tiny hands

[Edited on 24-11-2006 by chris_uk]
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I stole a roll today from my work
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I needed that roll to clean fake blood off of a van
mav
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quote:
Originally posted by chris_uk
then you have really tiny hands

[Edited on 24-11-2006 by chris_uk]


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quote:
Originally posted by Fee
I stole a roll today from my work
so poor little johnny will need a poo tomorrow and he wont be able to wipe, its all ur fault, i hope you feel sorry
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There's plenty more at work and I had run out at home
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quote:
Originally posted by Fee
There's plenty more at work and I had run out at home
you pair are pissin loaded, go down shops
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Adam's pissin loaded and he's offshore!
I'm poor...and its raining outside

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