Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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Someone left the office and went to the printers, whilst he was away someone took all the keys off his keyboard and rearranged them 
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Aaron
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Registered: 9th Aug 04
Location: Cottingham, East Riding
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now glue his phone to the handset and then ring it
So he'll literally pick up the phone
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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Cut a tiny piece of selotape up and stick it over the microphone on his phone.
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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My mate used to shrink wrap his colleagues keyboard phone wallett keys, change phone and anything else he was sily enough to leave on his desk
Classic
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--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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Tom  this was going to be my suggestion
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Aaron
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Registered: 9th Aug 04
Location: Cottingham, East Riding
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put his car keys in to a cup of water and freeze it
*if the keys arent chipped obviously
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
My mate used to shrink wrap his colleagues keyboard phone wallett keys, change phone and anything else he was sily enough to leave on his desk
Classic
How do you shrink wrap things?
That is such a cool idea
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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LOL
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Liam
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Registered: 19th Jan 06
Location: Stafford
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Classic.
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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Best thing to do.. if he is away on a meeting for 30 mins etc etc. Hide EVERYTHING off his desk, Computer included, and if time, hide the desk too 
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Tiger
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Registered: 12th Jun 01
Location: Leicestershire Drives:Astra VXR
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Stapler in jelly 
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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quote:
Originally posted by Tiger
Stapler in jelly
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Jambo
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Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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It was at Virgin megastore, so they used to have a machine to shrink wrap cds/dvds.
At the end of every "roll" of shrinkwrap there is a neat little ball of plastic that is about the same size as a football 
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Sims
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Registered: 15th Aug 03
Location: Bath/Bristol area Drove: 1994 Corsa SRi Now: VTR
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My boss went on holiday a month or so ago for about two weeks. The first day he was away we went and bought some Cress
The result after just one week....
Was alot longer and thicker after 2 weeks. Took a lot of looking after but we had a rotor for who had to water the cress each day, but in the end the look on my boss's face was worth it 
[Edited on 26-10-2006 by Sims]
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Ian
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Registered: 28th Aug 99
Location: Liverpool
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Love the way its pushed the function keys off
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Haimsey
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Registered: 8th May 05
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Marcy Marc 
White Sport Progress Thread
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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I take it you hid his real keyboard!
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Sims
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Yeah we hid his real keyboard underneath some of his post that had built up over the 2 weeks.
He's the sort of guy who blows hot and cold, luckily he was happy after his break to Austraila and he found it funny.
Yeah all the function keys got pushed up in the end and several overs
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Rob H
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Registered: 28th Oct 00
Location: Staffordshire Drives: Astra SRi
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All of the desks at work have a metal bar running underneath at the front. All chairs have arm rests and "piston lifts" on them. Put the chair as low as it'll go, push it under their desk, and press the lever so it wedges itself under their desk, and can't be pulled out cause of the bar .
Another simple one is to simply cable tie the lever up. Sit on it, it falls, get off and it rises again. Quite funny the first time they sit on it and don't expect it
With the swapping keys round, just do a select few, such as the "a" and"s" keys, and "n" and "m" keys . Drove me crazy cause i thought i was going dyslexic 
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drax
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Registered: 5th Feb 05
Location: Sittingbourne, Kent
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When i started my job..
I had a spanish keyboard for a month..
I didnt acutally notice due to being able to touch type and someone coming over saying;
Oh you got the spanish keyboard still huh!?
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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spanish keyboard? wtf they use the same letters of the alphabet as us 
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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Some functions are in differant places such as @ "
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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No ellos hacen no usted burro, ellos tienen también grammer diferente a nosotros.
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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hardly makes it difficult to use though does it, happens with me all the time in england when the regional settings are set wrong
you dont need to be able to touch type to use it
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
No ellos hacen no usted burro, ellos tienen también grammer diferente a nosotros.
stfu 
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