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ed
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10th Oct 06 at 21:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Sort your lives out please, I mean come on. There are about 3 people who live in my flats who have fucked cars. I'm not saying buy a new car or anything, but could the one with the engine that sounds like its about to die change the oil, and the guy who's fan belt sounds like a chicken being ripped to death please tighten it and the person who's battery is always flat please replace it. It's really pissing me off as they are all such simple things The fanbelt is by far the emost annoying one because it squeeks so loud that it sets off peoples car alarms
Robin
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Registered: 7th Jan 04
Location: Northants Drives: Clio 182 Cup
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10th Oct 06 at 21:20   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
sorry
Dom
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10th Oct 06 at 21:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ed stop being a grumpy fucker, next you'll be complaining about the price of tea
ed
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10th Oct 06 at 21:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I don't know how much tea costs. I need to find a cure for grumpyness. Though I'm going to buy that guy a new fecking fan belt because it's soo annoying, that alarm is still going off too
Robin
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10th Oct 06 at 21:26   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ed, the cure for grumpiness is getting your end wet. this is why i am a grumpy fucker too.
andy1868
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10th Oct 06 at 21:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i was parked next to a sexual white Evo 6 in a car park in Burscough (my home town/village) my exhaust set the alarm off, the owner came out and looked very disgruntled
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10th Oct 06 at 21:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Robin
ed, the cure for grumpiness is getting your end wet. this is why i am a grumpy fucker too.
I'll go have a shower then, Meh, looks like I'm gonna be grumpy forever. Oh well, start young and all that stuff
Dom
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10th Oct 06 at 21:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
fuck sake ed you were playing with some freshers a little while ago, should have porked something there
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10th Oct 06 at 21:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'm now busy worrying about having the margins big enough for my work to be spiral bound, and to still allow for a 30mm margin either sid of the text
CorsAsh
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10th Oct 06 at 21:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ed, you seriously need to chill.

Stop by some time, I'll get mum to make you some sandwiches and crumble a few valium into them.
mav
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10th Oct 06 at 21:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
....I agree though Ed get it sorted...

[Edited on 10-10-2006 by mav]
Robin
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10th Oct 06 at 21:38   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Take a Chill Pill Maaaan, and other 90's catchphrases
CorsAsh
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10th Oct 06 at 21:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Jim'll fix it for you...




























...over at VAGinalweb
ed
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10th Oct 06 at 22:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'm already on the slippery slope Maybe some car sanding will help me out
ed
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10th Oct 06 at 22:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Or a chicken sandwich
Robin
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10th Oct 06 at 22:05   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
or some beer.
ed
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10th Oct 06 at 22:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Fuck that, I woke up this morning at 9am having gone to bed at 5am feeling totally pissed out of my brain. Got to a lecture and had to draw a picture of my phone. The lecturer said that my lines wouldn't be so shakey if I turned up more sobar. I had the taste of tequila in my mouth still
PaulW
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10th Oct 06 at 23:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
would the blowing manifold on my v6 annoy you?? it only blows when its cold
ed
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11th Oct 06 at 09:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Doubt it, it won't hurt my ears...
Edd
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11th Oct 06 at 09:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
be a good samaritan and go fix their problems
Jambo
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11th Oct 06 at 09:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My fanbelt has made its first noise today....

Means i shall have to replace it soon i feel, my sister had snowy's done last week

Must be a 1.2 8v thing
SteveW
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11th Oct 06 at 09:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ed your being gay again

sort YOUR life out. stop bitching about lil things that are getting on your nerves and start thinking about NOT turning up to Uni smelling like a tramp (and making the same insane ramblings)

Your an old old man now. so knuckle down and pull your socks up (yes at the same time )



Love you

xxx
PaulW
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11th Oct 06 at 09:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Edd
be a good samaritan and go fix their problems


yes

to sort the gasket on mine, the engine needs shifting over to the side
Adam-D
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11th Oct 06 at 09:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yeah ed fix pauls cos like fuck am i volounteering to do that job
PaulW
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11th Oct 06 at 09:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
let me see...


support engine on crane
unbolt engine & gearbox mounts
shift engine 3" to the right and 2" down
struggle like fcuk to get the bolts off, pos also need to drill out a snapped manifold stud bolt (they snap easy)
fit new fannymold, bolt it back up
repos engine
secure it

job done

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