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Robin
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what am I gonna do?
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get some out of it
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act a fool!
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Dunno but there's a rat in my kitchen, what am I gonna do?
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salt it is then
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
Dunno but there's a rat in my kitchen, what am I gonna do?


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quote:
Originally posted by Robin
salt it is then


MOTHERFUCKING SLUGS IN THE LIVING ROOM
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if Samuel L Jackson was there, he would salt that motherfucker. then eat it
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i took it to the sink, salted it, it went yellow and screamed
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make a salt maze, see if it gets out alive
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its dead
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quote:
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i took it to the sink, salted it, it went yellow and screamed


was it like this??

http://www.devilducky.com/media/45222/
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quote:
Originally posted by Robin
its dead


Oh really? [/Dr. Cox]
Robin
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Robin
i took it to the sink, salted it, it went yellow and screamed


was it like this??

http://www.devilducky.com/media/45222/


EXACTLY like that
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ever watched garth marenghis dark place?
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quote:
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act a fool!


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You might have a damp problem if you have slugs indoors.
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stamp on it
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I read that as "I've got a slut in my living room"
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tbh, i wouldnt have posted.
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quote:
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You might have a damp problem if you have slugs indoors.


He has to wear nappies to overcome his damp problem.

[Edited on 07-10-2006 by CorsAsh]
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quote:
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You might have a damp problem if you have slugs indoors.


nope, its the fact that we have one of those stupid vents in the brickwork, which is just the right size for a slug
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by ed
You might have a damp problem if you have slugs indoors.


He has to wear nappies to overcome his damp problem.



my name is not Alexandria McMann.
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Apologies.

Wonder if he's used his scented tampons yet? Or maybe given them to his mum as a gift?
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he said the tampons smelt nice

as did the britney spears perfume (which i thought was shampoo)

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