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Steve
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has anyone mastered this? i would say im a black belt, I can cough out an insult and make some people in the know realise what im saying but others who im directing the insult at not have a clue
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why though?


i prefer to let the person know im insulting them, not pull a bitch move and say it so they cant hear it
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sometimes the situation needs be, IE your manager
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
has anyone mastered this? i would say im a black belt, I can cough out an insult and make some people in the know realise what im saying but others who im directing the insult at not have a clue


you have mastered the art of heavy breathing threats IMHO
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could you smell my heavy beathing?
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still seems rather gay to me


bet you do that at meets dont you
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yes
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i reckon we would have a ruck if i ever came to a meet tbph
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You don't have any balls if you do it imo, either say it or dont say it, dont wimpy cough it and pretend you were just coughing, god.
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i would like the fu..i mean ruck you

edit: edd

[Edited on 27-09-2006 by Steve]
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You don't have any balls if you do it imo, either say it or dont say it, dont wimpy cough it and pretend you were just coughing, god.
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
You don't have any balls if you do it imo, either say it or dont say it, dont wimpy cough it and pretend you were just coughing, god.
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quote:
Originally posted by Sooty
quote:
Originally posted by Dean_W
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
You don't have any balls if you do it imo, either say it or dont say it, dont wimpy cough it and pretend you were just coughing, god.
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
You don't have any balls if you do it imo, either say it or dont say it, dont wimpy cough it and pretend you were just coughing, god.


we are a match made in heaven


would ritchie mind if i had a shot of you for a week?
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I think he would mind tbh Ed, perhaps if i pissed him off enough he would loan me out





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dont play with my emotions
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He tea bagged me last week, not nice.

[Edited on 27-09-2006 by Ally]
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i dont even want to know what you edited out there
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la la laaaa
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does anyone want me to teach them some cough swearing tricks?
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[cough]shit topic[/cough]
Ally
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Not really, Im sure someone could teach you to be a man and swear properly

But what do you do thou Steve, just cough 'bastard' or somthing, bt do you do it clearly enough for them to know what u said
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it takes skill and years of practice TBH

you will need to read my book
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steve's new book in all good book stores
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lmfao

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