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Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room




lol:
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I love the simpsons
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LMFAO!!
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Thats gotta be one of my all time faves "drinking a glass of syrup"
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Awwww Homey
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The Simpsons is my fave comedy
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Wiggum at his best:

Chief Wiggum: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.

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My favourite bit of the simpsons, probably EVER.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z86MVWj283g

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A few i like:

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!
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/\ peanut one is fantastic
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I was on about that one on sunday!!
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I love the one where Homer steals moe's car.

Wiggum: Get ready boys, he can't hold his breath forever

Lou: What if he can chief?

Wiggum: Then god help us all.

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Bart - Take em away boys
Wiggum - Hey! thats my line...

..Bake em away toys


Other cop - Huh?

Wiggum - ah just do what the kid says
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quote:
Originally posted by Cavey
My favourite bit of the simpsons, probably EVER.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z86MVWj283g




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nope

the best one is the april fools one, where bart shakes the beer, clows the house up and wiggum proceeds on foot cos its raining beer
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy6yjxA5CVQ

flmao electric fooling machine
Jambo
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i love that april fool one
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i love the april falls bit haha april....... boom!
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april fools one is ace

but this one had me in stitches for quite some time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQbLo0BLszk
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at that one paul, not seen that before
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP1X-O2eFhE&mode=related&search=

collection of homer clips
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family guy > simpsons...
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Homer : With Ten Thousand Dollars, we'd be millionaires!

American Dad > Family Guy

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