gianluigi
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Post you stories from school. Funny, sad, stressful, anything. I always think its good to reflect on your school life 
I will start. I was a bit of a prankster, and in 6thform, i saved a programme on my USB jobby called LanTalk XP, which allowed you to send messages to any chosen computer in a network. When I knew a lower school class were in the business room, i went in there to see the teacher, see who was sitting at computer number 14 (the one i used when i was in there) note who was using it, then back to another computer, load up LTXP, and send messages like "Im watching you" "Get off the internet and get on with your work" "You are now logged off the network for breach of rules" - go back into the business room and see the little kid all red faced and sweating  
Also funny when my mate kicked a ball at the chemestry teacher and made her cry
in year 7/8/9 when i used to "go-out" with a girl, which only involved meeting up at break, not talking, just holding hands then for no reason, a few days later i'd get my mate dave to tell her she was dumped 
[Edited on 19-09-2006 by gianluigi]
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3CorsaMeal
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i read the first sentence and it sounded very technical
we had chalk boards when i was at school
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Edd
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a dog once got into our primary school playground and humped one of the geeky boys
i still laugh about it to this day
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James
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I went out with a girl when I was about 13, she was average looking but a proper slag, we went outside the gates one lunchtime and I played with her breasticles
Good times
[Edited on 19-09-2006 by James]
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mark_gsi
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snowball fights at school wree the best just to see which teachers you could hit. our p.e teachers joined in all the time lol
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gianluigi
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@ Edds story
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Edd
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he spun plates on her nipples
like a "magician"
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--Dave--
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@ Edd
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3CorsaMeal
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i set fire to a bin, hid loads of fish in those tiled ceiling you could lift off, filled a locker with smelly food and left it, used to go into classrooms and pile all the tables and chairs up in the middle of room like a bonfire, set off chimney testers (big smoke bombs) in the corridors etc etc
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Robin
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a lad in my class shat himself in maths.
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James
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Once we were stood in the playground and what looked like a fight developed in the corner so we all ran over to watch, turns out it was a gang of lads kicking the shit of a teacher.
He quit soon after
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gianluigi
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quote:
Originally posted by James
I went out with a girl when I was about 13, she was average looking but a proper slag, we went outside the gates one lunchtime and I played with her breasticles
Good times
[Edited on 19-09-2006 by James]
at school disco's i used to get told off for putting my hands on a girls bum when slow dancing.
also we did this thing before the disco when we'd pre-arrange who we slow danced with most embarrassing, especially when you didnt have the guts to actually do it come the night of the disco 
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Edd
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quote:
Originally posted by robmarriott
a lad in my class shat himself in maths.
unless you spiked him with laxative thats just sad
ps did it smell?
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gianluigi
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quote:
Originally posted by robmarriott
a lad in my class shat himself in maths.
OMFG
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Demo
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it was you really wasnt it rob
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Robin
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i made a teacher cry.
i had some cheese and onion crisps, didnt want them, but i'd opened them, so i just tipped them out on the floor (outside). Mrs Carter told me to pick them all up, i said no, the birds will eat them, and walked off, then she cried
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James
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This happened at my old school 
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/southern_counties/4426594.stm
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Robin
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quote:
Originally posted by Edd
quote:
Originally posted by robmarriott
a lad in my class shat himself in maths.
unless you spiked him with laxative thats just sad
ps did it smell?
he wasnt in my maths set, he was just in my form, but i guess it smelt a bit.
his name is John Altham
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Haimsey
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at 13 most of the girls at our school were going to the gates for a cigarette
they were also probably preggers
(taken from wikipedia) -
Teenage pregnancy is still quite high at the school, with an average of about six girls per year falling pregnant while still under the age of 16. There is a lot being done at present to stop this from happening, including strict sex education lessons.
i dont know when the sex ed lessons are due to start but they havnt yet apparently according to people still at the school
Marcy Marc 
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Robin
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quote:
Originally posted by James
This happened at my old school
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/southern_counties/4426594.stm
shouldnt laugh, but her father is called Humperdinck Jackman
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gianluigi
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PSML when people fainted whilst watching sex ed vids
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James
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quote:
Originally posted by robmarriott
quote:
Originally posted by James
This happened at my old school
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/southern_counties/4426594.stm
shouldnt laugh, but her father is called Humperdinck Jackman
I also laughed at this
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Haimsey
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someone i know shagged his sister in his garage
hes called Ashey Fall
he got locked in his garage and they wouldnt let him out till he shagged his sister so he apparently did
Marcy Marc
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Steve
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we had acorns risc OS at school
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gianluigi
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quote:
Originally posted by Haimsey
someone i know shagged his sister in his garage
hes called Ashey Fall
he got locked in his garage and they wouldnt let him out till he shagged his sister so he apparently did
WTF
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