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WATSON
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19th Sep 06 at 12:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
God damn cars


CorsAsh
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Elementary my dear Watson...
James
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Elementary my dear Watson...


That's proper banter
jr
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19th Sep 06 at 12:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i tend to disagree
scoob
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i tend to fuck sluts
Sooty
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19th Sep 06 at 12:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I saw this thread then immediately knew jr would be around somewhere...




fords are shite
mark_gsi
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i agree there shite i am never owning one agen.
CorsAsh
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jr tends to make love to willay's hand whilst rubbing a cossie YB...
WATSON
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quote:
Originally posted by scoob
i tend to fuck sluts


Dont worry mate i tend to do that often aswell
Sooty
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
jr tends to make love to willay's hand whilst rubbing a cossie YB...


I can actually believe that
CorsAsh
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Hush Sooty, you'll turn banter into personal attack and I don't want to see that happening.
Sooty
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19th Sep 06 at 12:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
your right



yes... fords.... the new Focus ST is nice to look at
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19th Sep 06 at 12:44   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Why watson? and I disagree too nothing better than a clean Escort Me-hee-co
CorsAsh
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I disagree Alex, I love a dirty little Fee-oh-naa
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i was talking at lunch about a mate i used to have and i remembered this one time, (wasn't at band camp), we got a giant action man, took his clothes off and made a giant cardboard cock for it, coloured it in and everyfink....

then...........

we made a pulley system involving the big tree near his driveway that joined the main road and when cars drove by we pulled the rope which launched action man and giant cock up from the hedges and it would dangle above the road in front of the passing cars

it was quite funny until we got chased and had to crawl under a barbed wire fence into a field full of cows and cow pats.

i got in trouble for it later that night

thats all
gianluigi
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jr
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
jr tends to make love to willay's hand whilst rubbing a cossie YB...


you said it was for research purposes
jr
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
i was talking at lunch about a mate i used to have and i remembered this one time, (wasn't at band camp), we got a giant action man, took his clothes off and made a giant cardboard cock for it, coloured it in and everyfink....

then...........

we made a pulley system involving the big tree near his driveway that joined the main road and when cars drove by we pulled the rope which launched action man and giant cock up from the hedges and it would dangle above the road in front of the passing cars

it was quite funny until we got chased and had to crawl under a barbed wire fence into a field full of cows and cow pats.

i got in trouble for it later that night

thats all


jr
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quote:
Originally posted by scoob
i tend to fuck sluts


i tend to say well done
WATSON
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Originally posted by Eckmcmann
Why watson?


Coz they are a peace if shit to fix and smoke like a bloody chimney Cars parked up in garage with a cover over her looking all sad for itself

She will see light soon i HOPE
Robin
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cosworth? with a smokey engine?


ooooh dear
Jambo
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yes never heard a vauxhall engine got smokey
WATSON
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Monday and she should be alive again

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quote:
Originally posted by Sooty
I saw this thread then immediately knew jr would be around somewhere...




fords are shite



Thin ice
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quote:
Originally posted by Sooty
your right



yes... fords.... the new Focus ST is nice to look at


Only if the only other thing to look at is your family being slaughtered.

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