ed
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Want to drasticly improve your alcohol consumption rate per night?
I have the ideal answer to your problm! You can now drink a pint of beer in as little as 4 seconds!
First of all, go to your local hardware emporium. Purchase yourself a meter of clear rubber pipe (non-collapsable). A funnel and some zip ties.
Next, carefully heat the rubber pipe under some hot water. You may want to ask an adult to help you because the water needs to be very hot.
Slide the heated rubber pipe onto the end of the funnel.
For extra safety put a zip tie around the rupper pipe to prevent it from working off resulting in a hazardous combination of beer and your eyes.
There you have it. You are now the proud owner of a contraption known only as: The BEER BONG 
Go try it out. Pour a pint down it and see how fast you can swallow it by holding the funnel up high and putting the tube into your mouth and sucking!
Legal disclaimer. I only recomend you use this to show off with and not drinking any alcohol through. I would never drink alcohol at all. It is bad and makes you drunk. When you are drunk you might accidently sleep with ugly people and get AIDS.
ed 
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Robin
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that looks dangerous 
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Melville
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Tried it before, nearly killed my mate
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Jambo
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SteveW
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Sweet Edwardo
Bring on the weekend.. need to try and break the Wyatt Bar records..
27 beer bongs in one night.. = Big Gay Matt
if you remember that one
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--Dave--
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FPMSL
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--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by Melville
Tried it before, nearly killed my mate
Ed said nothing about beating your mate with said Beer Bong 
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Demo
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did painz have a go at this? is that how he got his aids?
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Nismo
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thats years old
The funnel of fun has been around since the dawm of bear 
You make the tube longer you can down 4/5 bottles in under 10secs
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Ojc
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I sense a lot of vomitting.
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ed
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
Sweet Edwardo
Bring on the weekend.. need to try and break the Wyatt Bar records..
27 beer bongs in one night.. = Big Gay Matt
if you remember that one
Yea, I remember that. Mess... Er, also, you remember what happened when I had in excess of 9 of the fuckers. I sure don't I'll do my best.
On another note. I abused the responsibility of being given the cash and carry card today...
I have sufficient beer. I also have one of Stella bottles too
Ojc. Vomiting is not allowed. When Steve and I were doing it on holiday I wanted to be sick. People were telling me too, but I wasn't having none of it haha. I was holding it down sooo hard 
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SteveW
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"THIS SHIT IS STAYING DOWN"
that was one of the best quotes of the holiday..
Ed mate.. how thick is the tube ?? nice mouthful size ??
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CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
Sweet Edwardo
Bring on the weekend.. need to try and break the Wyatt Bar records..
27 beer bongs in one night.. = Big Gay Matt
if you remember that one
Wouldn't work for you, hold the funnel above your head and it'd be in space, leading to the beer freezing 
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ed
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It's a bit thinner than we are used to, but it holds a pint and a half in it and you get more pressure though it because if it. I think I could do a pint in 2 gulps when I'm warmed up on this one
It'll be a classic. I'll bring Hed Kandi Summer Mix disk 2 and we can boogie to some dirty house and show off our superior drinking skills 
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SteveW
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i also will bring some Dirrty House.
got the Chris Lake album
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SteveW
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Sam.. that is one over engineered piece of equipment there 
THE MEGA BONG
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ed
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Nice one. I can't find it anywhere from my usual sources 
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Ojc
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quote:
Originally posted by dna23
That is ridiculous.
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JadeM
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My science teacher buddy had one of those when we went to fatboy slim......fucking brutal
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duffman
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quote:
Originally posted by dna23
me and my mates have made one like this, we use it before a night out, but it only has 5 tubes attached
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loo_goblin
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i was doing these over a whole weekend didnt puke once, did whole bottles of red wine etc. Generally u dont puke with beer bongs, just need to wee alot.
A lad a few years before at the hockey at uni, did a bottle of vodka through one, he now has brain damage so have that as a warning
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Carl
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YOu can get a contraption called a party shooter thats good, fots on top of normal bottles and takes all the air out of them so the liquid flys down your neck.
http://www.drinkstuff.com/products/product.asp?ID=6
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ed
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Those things are quite fun too 
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Robin
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or, instead of paying for one of them, just buy a pack of 100 straws
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