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James
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5th Sep 06 at 08:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Discuss
Ojc
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I am in heaven, when I'm next to you.
gianluigi
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5th Sep 06 at 08:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Banter is like no-strings attatched sex. It doesnt come around often, but when it does we make the most of it. IMO.
3CorsaMeal
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3CorsaMeal
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the banter discus, how far can it be thrown?
James
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I have high hopes for this thread
Edd
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banter cant be forced you either have the gift or you dont
--Dave--
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James
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Dave why did you call me a nob?
--Dave--
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because you called me a cock yesterday?
James
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Fair enough
--Dave--
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I'm busy forging my coach ticket
James
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Coach ticket? Are you going on a day out with the old folks?
--Dave--
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"your banter is being submitted, you are now being forwarded to your banter"
--Dave--
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I travel to work on the coach James
James
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ooohhhh does it make you feel important?
Ojc
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I go to work on a egg.
James
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I go to work in a ROFLCOPTER
Edd
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i once released so much banter in one hour that i actually shit myself
Carl
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quote:
Originally posted by Edd
banter cant be forced you either have the gift or you dont


Too right.
James
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Can any recommend any qualifications in the art of banter that would look good on my CV?
--Dave--
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5th Sep 06 at 08:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
not really mate.

Costs £7 a day. I wouldn't mind paying for my next annual ticket but to be honest the service is so sh!t I'm not going to bother.

Coach hardly ever turns up and they've halved the service so I now have to work later for nothing. Drivers are rude and don't even check your ticket so I'm going to take full advantage useles fcukers
gianluigi
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http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=276178

banter just happens when the right ingredients are there
--Dave--
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5th Sep 06 at 09:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by James
Can any recommend any qualifications in the art of banter that would look good on my CV?


surely it's the skill of bullsh!tting?
James
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5th Sep 06 at 09:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
gianluigi, what are said ingedients? Can I get them from Sainsburys?

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