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Russ

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30th Aug 06 at 23:03

my sister is in cyprus, with my mom and other sisters, so were baby sitting her hamster (debbie harry - its blonde... blondie...) ANYWAY. my dad on sunday morning, thought it wood be a good idea to feed the hamster, he opened the cage, the phone rang and he answered and forgot about the hamster

so when a few hours later he realises the cage is open, the hamster has gone. and the cat keep sitting by gas fire, so we presume the hamster is up the chimney, he "turns the gas off at the valve" and removes gas fire... and gas leaks out, so he shoves his thumb in hole and gets me to turn gass off. you have never felt anything so tight in all your life, im a big strong lad and couldnt turn it off for shit, so i say to my dad (53 with heart problems) iits too tight, so he shouts at me

and tells me to put my finger in the gas pipe instead so he can turn it off (bell end) he comes back moaning its too tight while my finger is turning blue trying to stop gas coming out, we decide now that the leak has stopped, we should check up the chimney, so i have 1 hand up the chimney and finger on other plugging gas leak, still no hamster, so we decide to put it back together and fuk it off. so he puts gas fire back in place, while i open windows, he then, once its tight, gets a fukin BOX OF MATCHES to test if theres still a leak

thankfully, there wasnt.. (again.. bell end)

so we decide to tell her when she gets back, we lost her hamster.

thatt night, say about 1:30-2 in morning, i here a cry from down stairs "russ help me quick, russ help" so im stark bollock naked, thinking the house is being burgaled and run down stairs falling last 5/6 steps to go save my dads life, i get into the front room, and he says.."i cant pick hamster up, it keeps biting me"... WHY GET ME UP!! so i walk over grab hamster tight as i can without killing it and throw it in cage, back to bed... mom is back tomorrow, i cant wait..

Robin

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30th Aug 06 at 23:04

so in summary, hamster got abuse.

[Edited on 30-08-2006 by robmarriott]

Russ

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30th Aug 06 at 23:04

by naked man..

Robin

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30th Aug 06 at 23:07

thats a good anecdote

BabyBlade

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30th Aug 06 at 23:09

pics?

Jake

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30th Aug 06 at 23:11

quote:
Originally posted by Russ
gets a fukin BOX OF MATCHES to test if theres still a leak thankfully, there wasnt.. (again.. bell end)

reminds me of only fools and horses when del gets a lighter to check if any fuel is getting into the carburettor

ssj_kakarot

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30th Aug 06 at 23:11

ha ha that was quite funny, made me laugh.

testing if there was a gas leak with a match rolf.

Russ

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30th Aug 06 at 23:14

my dad is a builder by trade, and handy man, built fuck knows how many houses etc, fitted our bathroom/kitchen/central heating, so hes very talented when it comes to DIY, never thought id see him be so stupid tbh

Jake

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30th Aug 06 at 23:17

did he splash water around the sockets to check if the electric was on?

Russ

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30th Aug 06 at 23:19

quote:
Originally posted by jake
did he splash water around the sockets to check if the electric was on?

jake are you stupid.. everyone knows you test electric with a fork in the socket

Lawrah

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30th Aug 06 at 23:19

my hamster was called Ziggy Sawdust.

Robin

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30th Aug 06 at 23:20

top naming there Lawrah

WATSON

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30th Aug 06 at 23:45

PMSL

Sounds like your dad has the balls to do anything when it comes to gas

Demo

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31st Aug 06 at 12:14

FPMSL

morpheus22

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31st Aug 06 at 12:15

reminds me of one time my dad was in bath and for some reason or other there was water leaking through the ceiling bellow the bath and running along the length of a flurescent(sp) light so i shouted my dad he came down stairs couldnt see the massive drops of water coming of the end of the light

so he ran his hand along the light until he reached the contact points and than began to switch the light on and off. at this point i was at the other end of the hall shouting dont do that you daft twat you will blow your self up he looked at me as if to say what are you on about

andy1868

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31st Aug 06 at 12:17

jeez you've been lucky there pal, could have blown the place sky high......and the hamster might have got away

RyanSxi

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31st Aug 06 at 12:22

dad's are so daring with DIY shit lol

Jamie Walby

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31st Aug 06 at 12:22

my mate has a hamster called disco biscuit.

morpheus22

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31st Aug 06 at 12:23

quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
my mate has a hamster called disco biscuit.

why is that? is it a raving hamster?

drax

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31st Aug 06 at 12:25

My hamster has a mate called walaby

Tommy

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31st Aug 06 at 12:26

How else would u test for gas without a gas readout

light a match of course

Jamie Walby

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31st Aug 06 at 12:30

quote:
Originally posted by morpheus22

quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
my mate has a hamster called disco biscuit.
why is that? is it a raving hamster?

No, its just a funny name. Raving hamster

honestly