3CorsaMeal
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I invite you to my garage where we can work in private.
We both take our bonnets off and show each other our private parts that most don't get to see. You then get on your knees holding my sump in both hands like your guessing the weight of a coconut, my HT lead stares you in the eye.
I undo your airbox and start teasing the edge of your filter till i can get a couple of fingers it then get stuck in, while sliding in between your gap i reach up and tweak your ICV................my sump is starting to get covered in fluid, you mop it up with your hands and rub it into my slam panel......it looks shiney.
Your pulling up on my dipstick, it comes all of a sudden and you have fluids in your eye and over your face  You wipe my dipstick clean and insert it back in the hole, i can feel how deep your fluids are.
I notice your muffler in need of some attention, i lay down and start working on your flange, trying every finger technique i know until i start to loosen your o-ring, the o-ring feels great, getting quite loose by now, i get tempted to taste it but know it has to wait. The o-ring is fully exposed and i still can't complete the task. I rub some oil into it and it still won't come, its getting too slippy now and my hands just slide around it.
i decide to leave the muffler and try from the rear, i know your exhaust needs probing so we know how you emit emissions. I unwrap my probe and straighten it up, fully extended i approach your exhaust and lay the probe on the entrance while i reach around and adjust your hangers.
I rub my probe around your hole till its feels nice and easy to slip in, i insert the tip of the probe slowly and give your hangers a bit of a tweak. you tell me to get the probe in NOW, your can't take the anticepation any longer.
i get fully in, and take the reading, your scream with excitement as its a great reading, in fact the best reading you've ever had. If carlsberg took readings they still wouldn't be as good as this one 
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Ojc
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Jim you are a genuis, I need you in my life.
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CorsAsh
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 I'm so aroused 
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3CorsaMeal
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i want to be in your life
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3CorsaMeal
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sexual intercorsa
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mwg
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Jamie Walby
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Thats genius. Did you come up with that by yourself?
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jr
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jim is special, he is not real though
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3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
Thats genius. Did you come up with that by yourself?
i did, i've been that bored today
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3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by jr
jim is special, he is not real though
i paid that bloke to meet you and pretend to be me 
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Tommy
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Carefull u might get banned for sexual content, and wheres the Work Warning ???
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jr
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
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Originally posted by jr
jim is special, he is not real though
i paid that bloke to meet you and pretend to be me
thougth so, thats why he was so confused when we asked how to get home
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3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by jr
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Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
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Originally posted by jr
jim is special, he is not real though
i paid that bloke to meet you and pretend to be me
thougth so, thats why he was so confused when we asked how to get home
 darn he gave it away
i'm so poor at directions, i can't orientate myself, even directing your out of my road confused me
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gianluigi
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lmfao
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Liam
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great read
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Butler
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All that and no mention of the words, wankel, piston, injector, mega squirt, or conrod.
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Butler
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Gentle you tinkle my crank and my conrod gets ever higher, you take a hand and softly stroke the oily juices from my piston.
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3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by Butler
Gentle you tinkle my crank and my conrod gets ever higher, you take a hand and softly stroke the oily juices from my piston.
do i?
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Butler
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You can do, you would have to remove my head first though 
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Dean_W
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LMAO
Good one Jim.
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--Dave--
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is it bad that reading this got me aroused?
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Cybermonkey
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dave me too
jim, you are on crazy motherfucker, but i love everything about you
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Eck
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and me Thats brilliant
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--Dave--
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I was fully erect by this point
"i insert the tip of the probe slowly and give your hangers a bit of a tweak"
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3CorsaMeal
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