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My brothers mate has just started working as a brickie labourer. He was carrying stuff round the other day and got a rash. Anyway, my brother thought he'd play a prank and ask him if he'd not had his "cement jabs" and explained his rash was probably caused by "cement mites" and act shocked that he hadn't had his jabs.
So he rung up his girlfriend, who took him to the doctor and he went in and said he'd come for his "cement jabs" 
They were peeing themselves laughing at him in the doctors.
Anyone else played pranks like this?! Or had it done to them?!
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when i worked on the castle ashby estate, i got a rat put in my bag 
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ROFLMAO
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Lynny
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i had great one in work last week, was putting the john smiths tap onto a false head and broke the fitting on the current keg....obviously keg has gas going into it the whole time so is pressurized, so when fitting broke, the gas inside was escaping.
i covered the top and got on security radio for a lad called aiden at work who's a bit dense.
he came running into cellar and i told him that he had to keep top of keg pushed down, as if the gas is allowed to escape, the keg will explode and the blast will rip the cellar apart....
so heres aiden using all his strength to seal this keg, and i say im going to get help.
run upstairs to tell the other managers, then spend 5 mins pissing ourselves laughing (all that would happen is in a minute or so the gas would come out and keg would be fine.
we leave it 20 minutes when suddenly i hear over my radio aidens voice
" help lynn i have to move my hands but i dont want to be responsible for blowing up the cellar!!"
so we went down, laughed at him, he nearly cried and says "oh i knew nothing would happen, i just erm, wanted to play along"
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3CorsaMeal
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i threw a gay bomb into a libray once, was gay everywhere, people come out covered in it, most of them had caught full on gay by the time they got home 
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CorsAsh
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Jim, how random can you get
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quote:
Originally posted by lynny_sxi
i had great one in work last week, was putting the john smiths tap onto a false head and broke the fitting on the current keg....obviously keg has gas going into it the whole time so is pressurized, so when fitting broke, the gas inside was escaping.
i covered the top and got on security radio for a lad called aiden at work who's a bit dense.
he came running into cellar and i told him that he had to keep top of keg pushed down, as if the gas is allowed to escape, the keg will explode and the blast will rip the cellar apart....
so heres aiden using all his strength to seal this keg, and i say im going to get help.
run upstairs to tell the other managers, then spend 5 mins pissing ourselves laughing (all that would happen is in a minute or so the gas would come out and keg would be fine.
we leave it 20 minutes when suddenly i hear over my radio aidens voice
" help lynn i have to move my hands but i dont want to be responsible for blowing up the cellar!!"
so we went down, laughed at him, he nearly cried and says "oh i knew nothing would happen, i just erm, wanted to play along"
bully
hope you gave him a complimentry BJ for his troubles
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Lynny
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No hes a right fairy
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Ojc
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Most of my pranks happened at school.
One that springs to mind is when we sawed the legs off someones stall, then stuck them back on with PVA glue and he sat on it, it was a thing of beauty when it was sat on
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
i threw a gay bomb into a libray once, was gay everywhere, people come out covered in it, most of them had caught full on gay by the time they got home
sounds like half of corsasport was caught up in the blast
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Shelly
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quote:
Originally posted by lynny_sxi
i had great one in work last week, was putting the john smiths tap onto a false head and broke the fitting on the current keg....obviously keg has gas going into it the whole time so is pressurized, so when fitting broke, the gas inside was escaping.
i covered the top and got on security radio for a lad called aiden at work who's a bit dense.
he came running into cellar and i told him that he had to keep top of keg pushed down, as if the gas is allowed to escape, the keg will explode and the blast will rip the cellar apart....
so heres aiden using all his strength to seal this keg, and i say im going to get help.
run upstairs to tell the other managers, then spend 5 mins pissing ourselves laughing (all that would happen is in a minute or so the gas would come out and keg would be fine.
we leave it 20 minutes when suddenly i hear over my radio aidens voice
" help lynn i have to move my hands but i dont want to be responsible for blowing up the cellar!!"
so we went down, laughed at him, he nearly cried and says "oh i knew nothing would happen, i just erm, wanted to play along"
Lynny, thats great!!
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Shelly
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
i threw a gay bomb into a libray once, was gay everywhere, people come out covered in it, most of them had caught full on gay by the time they got home
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Lynny
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he wont come in the cellar when i ask him to now
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Shelly
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Lynny
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oh another one at work, when we run out of certain items of food they have to be wrote on a list on each till for when customers come to order we can tell them theres none left, well we convinced a new started that we'd ran out of 'camel toe'. when customers asked what we'd ran out of he actually told them this
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Shelly
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Lynny!!
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Lynny
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i was on the till next to him telling him how to work them, swear to god i was sat on the floor in tears laughing at him....he just didnt understand
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CorsAsh
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LMFAO Camel Toe
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3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by lynny_sxi
he wont come in the cellar when i ask him to now
ask me ask me 
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Ojc
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Ask me ask me.
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Lynny
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its cold in the cellar no one wants to go in there....
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3CorsaMeal
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i know keeping warm tricks 
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CorsAsh
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Vigorous pumping activities?
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Lynny
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quote:
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Vigorous pumping activities?
according to my boss, this is NOT why we have kegs in the cellar we had a discussion about it other day
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3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Vigorous pumping activities?
maybe
sausage pockets are warm places 
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