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JadeM

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Registered: 9th Feb 06
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20th Aug 06 at 22:24

Need ideas

Tom J

Organiser: South Wales
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Location: Bridgend
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20th Aug 06 at 22:24

sicky

All Torque

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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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20th Aug 06 at 22:25

Just don't turn up, no notice or phone call or anything.

Tom J

Organiser: South Wales
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Registered: 8th Sep 03
Location: Bridgend
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20th Aug 06 at 22:25

quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
Just don't turn up, no notice or phone call or anything.

if you want to lose your job

CorsAsh

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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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20th Aug 06 at 22:28

Ring up, say you have woman troubles.

Jake

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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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20th Aug 06 at 22:28

Going to an unplanned funeral

Sam

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Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
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20th Aug 06 at 22:30

Phone up and say you won the lottery...

JadeM

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Registered: 9th Feb 06
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20th Aug 06 at 22:33

quote:
Originally posted by Sam
Phone up and say you won the lottery...

Then go in next day & say the dog ate the ticket

Lynny

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Registered: 3rd Jan 03
Location: oop north! Where people talk properly
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20th Aug 06 at 22:34

fall down the stairs in the morning

JadeM

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Registered: 9th Feb 06
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20th Aug 06 at 22:34

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Ring up, say you have woman troubles.

time of the month

Jake

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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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20th Aug 06 at 22:34

time of the year

JadeM

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Registered: 9th Feb 06
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20th Aug 06 at 22:34

quote:
Originally posted by lynny_sxi
fall down the stairs in the morning

I have concrete steps...might be off for more than a day if that happens

JadeM

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Registered: 9th Feb 06
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20th Aug 06 at 22:35

quote:
Originally posted by jake
time of the year

Hav'in the time of my life

JadeM

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Registered: 9th Feb 06
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20th Aug 06 at 22:36

quote:
Originally posted by jake
Going to an unplanned funeral

nah dont want to go there...........

Tom J

Organiser: South Wales
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Location: Bridgend
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20th Aug 06 at 22:36

quote:
Originally posted by JadeM

quote:
Originally posted by jake
Going to an unplanned funeral

nah dont want to go there...........

i wouldn't want to tempt fate

marklaruk

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Registered: 4th Sep 04
Location: Leeds
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20th Aug 06 at 22:37

say you cant be arsed to go in today

tbh its very simple... you feel like utter dog shite

[Edited on 20-08-2006 by marklaruk]

JadeM

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Registered: 9th Feb 06
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20th Aug 06 at 22:38

quote:
Originally posted by marklaruk
say you cant be arsed to go in today

tbh its very simple... you feel like utter dog shite

[Edited on 20-08-2006 by marklaruk]

Thats what I usually say every morning when im there...cant be arsed!!

Shelly

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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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20th Aug 06 at 22:40

migraine... that way you don't have to pretend to still be ill the next day

CorsAsh

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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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20th Aug 06 at 22:45

Say you're being viciously sausaged?

marklaruk

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Location: Leeds
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20th Aug 06 at 22:47

say your bum hole is extra wide and sloppy from last night...

assuming it is jade typing

CorsAsh

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20th Aug 06 at 22:48

Why would it have to be Jade? Equally likely for Colin

John

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20th Aug 06 at 22:49

Say you're too drunk to drive to work.

CorsAsh

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20th Aug 06 at 22:49

That's a good one actually John.

marklaruk

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Registered: 4th Sep 04
Location: Leeds
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20th Aug 06 at 22:49

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Why would it have to be Jade? Equally likely for Colin

heres some good uns

http://madtbone.tripod.com/work.htm

number 14 maybe?

JadeM

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Registered: 9th Feb 06
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20th Aug 06 at 22:50

quote:
Originally posted by John
Say you're too drunk to drive to work.

Works a 10min walk from my house

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