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Jambo
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At around 7pm tonight my girlfriend and i were travelling in the Calibra home, after a short shopping stop.

We approached a large roundabout on the a4, it was shitting it down with rain, i was in right lane, doing approx 25-30mph.

In short, as i went to exit the roundabout the woman in the left lane decided she liked that lane and fancied going all the way round the roundabout in it. Unfortunately i posed a problem to her well thought out plan. This problem was i was in her way. So a red fiest came hurtling towards the side of my car, i didnt even see it untill my GF SCREAMED!!!
I swung the steering wheel opposite direction x4 gripped i slid for a millisec and woosh i got out of it.

Was about 3mm from her car!


I tracked her down and gave the woman a good shouting at, and i didnt even swear!

To summarise i nearly got smashed by a dosey bint in a fiesta
Robin
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19th Aug 06 at 22:43   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
mspaint representation?

sounds scary
Jambo
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19th Aug 06 at 22:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I shall depict in ms paint


Edit i cant be arsed it looked shit

[Edited on 19-08-2006 by Jambo]
Robin
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ed
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19th Aug 06 at 22:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I nearly drove into [through] the central reservation on the M40 at approximately 110mph this morning on the way to work.... Eeeek
Robin
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19th Aug 06 at 23:00   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
how?
ed
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19th Aug 06 at 23:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Overtaking a Taxi... I was going to fast for a Corsa. I am not proud of myself.
Robin
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19th Aug 06 at 23:03   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
so the car went all slidey?
ed
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19th Aug 06 at 23:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Na, to be fair, I overtook with my foot firm to the floor from lane 2 to lane 3 when I should have lifted. I don't even think I hit the rumble strip. But everything happens so fast when you are traveling at 50 meters per second.
Robin
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ed
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19th Aug 06 at 23:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
It reminded me that I wasn't on the Autobahn still and I was in England. scared some sens into my naughty head
CorsAsh
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19th Aug 06 at 23:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Here is how I perceived Jambo's near miss.



I believe that to be around 9% accurate.
andy1868
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19th Aug 06 at 23:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LMAO ^^^
mav
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20th Aug 06 at 00:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
@shop but grrrrr @ woman
Jambo
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20th Aug 06 at 09:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



Ash thats fucking brilliant
Adam-D
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dozy bint

abdus
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Steve
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20th Aug 06 at 09:41   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
bet you when you shouted at her she argued the toss that she was right

they always do,specially women
Cybermonkey
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20th Aug 06 at 09:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
same thing happened to me a few weeks ago, managed to get in front just before a roundabout, got out and went up to her window and bellowed obscenities at the stupid feckin bitch. why cant the chinese drive for shit???
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20th Aug 06 at 11:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LMFAO @ Ash!

@ stupid slut in the Ford Fiasco.
Jambo
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20th Aug 06 at 14:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
same thing happened to me a few weeks ago, managed to get in front just before a roundabout, got out and went up to her window and bellowed obscenities at the stupid feckin bitch. why cant the chinese drive for shit???


The woman driving the fiesta was chineese
CorsAsh
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20th Aug 06 at 15:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Poor peripheral vision due to eye shape
Robin
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langey
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jambo cant belive you only gave her a light telling off, you shoul dhave poked the bint in the eye, then right hook in the jaw
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20th Aug 06 at 16:42   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
people never use the right lane on these large roundabouts

Ive almost been smacked so many times by twats that drive around the whole thing in the left lane.

Drives supercharged Tec with torque

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