danny_vx
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For anyone whos been there.. (Nismo!) 
Discuss any funny memories/stories 
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danny_vx
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one of my funniest memories anyway, was the night i was 'supposed' to go to bcm, paid 23 euros to get my tickets, freebies and stamp. got it on the top of my hand (big mistake) went down the strip got ruined, came back about 2, and my stamp had sweated off.. couldnt get back into BCM the bouncer wouldnt let me, showed him my tickets and everything but he denied me.. i protested by going for a swim in the BCM fountains  and this massive roidhead ran over and jumped in and kept shouting 'i've just eaten 8 kebabs im a winner!' and we splashed about in there and i almost got beaten to a pulp by the bouncer.. ahh the memories 
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Nismo
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im going back there in 2 weeks
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danny_vx
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quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
im going back there in 2 weeks
lets hear some funny stories
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Nismo
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Well the memory that stands out the most , being rather drunk and going into Boomarangs and seeing the punch bag machine, stumbliny upto it , taking a huge run up and snap goes the wrist , didnt even know , went over to thebar got some more drinks hit the dance floor and partyed away till 6am ish , went back to the hotel , wake up a few hours later the hotel calls the doctor then i find my self in an abulance on the way to hospital
yeah that will be one snapped wrist please
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Lisa
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i'm going with my mate 2 weeks on sunday.................woohoo
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danny_vx
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i had a go on the punch machine aswell, failed miserably. my tough mate had a go then, broke the machines record. and had this 'showdown' with this huge black bloke, they both must have had about 10 goes each, the bloke wasnt impressed cus he couldnt beat my mate. my mate left the machine with blood all over his hands
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dave17
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Ive been also.
We went to the pirates and i drank shitloads of beer in a short time. Dont remember leaving there but i woke up in bed the next morning with a massive gash on my elbow.
Apparantly we left pirates, went to go into Tokyo Joes but my mates had taken my money so i couldnt drink anymore, so i found my mate that had my money sitting on a bench outside, went to jump on him but missed and elbow dropped the bench, not sure if you remember what they look like but its like corrogated metal, so it took a chunk outa my elbow. So i ran into the club confused, found my mates and told them id been stabbed They gave me a few drink bottles to hold, dropped them both, went to pick them up, sliced all my fingers open. By this time i was pissing with blood so i was pissed off and left. Mates then found me 4 hrs later on the dancefloor in Boomerang dancing with some welsh girls
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danny_vx
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another funny memory of mine was when we were all pissed about 6pm on our balconies. we made mates with these two guys next door from derby, one of them had some kind of disorder and he needed a walking stick, but he was all about the banter. the hotel was showing free porn.. so i decided to have a posh wank, my mate thought it would be funny to nick the guys walking stick.. i tied my condom around it and kept prodding it in the guys face he went fucking nuts
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Nismo
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erm being in BCM and the vodka jelly lady is walking around and my mate goes to her i could drink all of them and some lads we met over there didnt belive him so we slapped down 60 Euros and he drank 24 of them in under 5 mins the girl was actually worried for his saftey was funny as fook , she wouldnt leave him as she thought he was gonna die 
She said theres like 3 shots per jelly!
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danny_vx
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quote:
Originally posted by dave17
Ive been also.
We went to the pirates and i drank shitloads of beer in a short time. Dont remember leaving there but i woke up in bed the next morning with a massive gash on my elbow.
Apparantly we left pirates, went to go into Tokyo Joes but my mates had taken my money so i couldnt drink anymore, so i found my mate that had my money sitting on a bench outside, went to jump on him but missed and elbow dropped the bench, not sure if you remember what they look like but its like corrogated metal, so it took a chunk outa my elbow. So i ran into the club confused, found my mates and told them id been stabbed They gave me a few drink bottles to hold, dropped them both, went to pick them up, sliced all my fingers open. By this time i was pissing with blood so i was pissed off and left. Mates then found me 4 hrs later on the dancefloor in Boomerang dancing with some welsh girls
i think it's a magaluf rule, you HAVE to physically hurt yourself at some point..
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Nismo
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quote:
Originally posted by danny_vx
i had a go on the punch machine aswell, failed miserably. my tough mate had a go then, broke the machines record. and had this 'showdown' with this huge black bloke, they both must have had about 10 goes each, the bloke wasnt impressed cus he couldnt beat my mate. my mate left the machine with blood all over his hands
I got 856 out of 900 , i was impressed till the morning after
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danny_vx
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in the hotel bar, our mate went for a piss so we each 'spiked' his drink by dipping our nads in his drink. he didn't have a clue..
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Nismo
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Erm cue the magaluf cast!!!
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danny_vx
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loving the blue doo rag behind you
was that a bcm freebie by any chance?
[Edited on 15-08-2006 by danny_vx]
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Nismo
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nah looks like a pirates thing to me
Danny you wanna check out the forums over at shagaluf.com
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danny_vx
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i did check it out, total chav fest.
'omg magaluf wz propa bangin init wz in bcm everynite lol lol llol'
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Nismo
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i know but i noticed that the PR chicks are all on there 
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danny_vx
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most of the PR chicks are so false, really got on my nerves at the end.. we made up our own fake language to get rid of them.. worked a treat
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one of my best memories was about 3 nights into the holiday we were in coyote (sp) ugly, and you can pay to get one of you mates spanked, so my mate goes up to the dj and says to him to shout my name 'Luke Duff' after the end of the next song to get on the bar as i was going to get spanked, i knew he was upto something so i went over to the dj and asked him what my mate (whitey) said. he told me, so i went back to the lads and told them as soon as he announces me to get up on the bar pretend that whitey is me, so the dj annouces it, whitey turns round to me thinking everyone would be laughing at me, but they were laughin at him, we dragged him onto the bar and made him take the full 10 spanks with a leather belt, bare arse lol.
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duffman
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Then we went next door into the walkabout, whitey goes to the dj and says to announce that i am a shit bag for not taking a spanking next door, for that the dj says that i have to do the five shot challenge. i had to have a shot run to this pole that some bird was holding spin round once then run back, then do the next shot run to the pole and spin twice and so on. i had to do this in 40 seconds, i was on the last one so i take the shot, walk to the pole and then walk back to the bar calmly, thinking i would be well in time, but i was actually 2 seconds out of time. for that the dj said i had to do i forfit (sp) he pulled some girl out of the crowd, she had to lie down on the bar with her tits out, the dj then sprayed cream on her toes, tits and under her pits, he also put a shot in her mouth and between her legs, so obviously i had to lick all the cream off and take both the shots using only my mouth. not exactly a for fit as the girl was absolutely amazing.
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stuartmitchell
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That what Maga's all about
I love it there, so many stories to tell, I too visited the doctor this year
Best night was when we all went out with a massive group of glasgow girls and none of us ended up in our own rooms that night, the banter the next day was ace
I also got so pissed I fell into the table, tv fell off the table and landed on my head......out cold Also smashed a bottle of Tequila 
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stuartmitchell
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duffman: How sore does that belt thing look  she says she loves her job though and she gets 200 euros a night for that
We used to play a drinking game where you had to drink those free jug things for 10 seconds then spin round 10 times and repeat it, went into the 3 lions and we had everyone doing it by the time we staggered out
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Aaron
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Best memory of last year is taking the bottom half of my clothes off outside the office on my last nite.
The next day i was so embrassed becauae its totally out of chracter for me to do anything like that. However looking back its nice to say i've done it and its also a good topic in the pub with the lads
[Edited on 15-08-2006 by Aj.]
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