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Jay
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14th Aug 06 at 23:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


there was a massive spider in my room this morning when I left for work... and I havent seen it since, when i say massive I mean... MASSIVE

It could be anywhere

Edit: awfully sorry Eck

[Edited on 14-08-2006 by JayM]
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sit on a chair by the doorway with a rolled up magazine
ClaireF
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oh dear
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quote:
Originally posted by JayM


there was a massive spider in me room this morning when I left for work... and I havent seen it since, when i say massive I mean... MASSIVE

It could be anywhere


Don't worry, you're grammar should scare it off.

Edit: Apologies Jay, fatigue kicked in. and Jake made me feel bad

[Edited on 15-08-2006 by Eckmcmann]
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Eckmcmann, you used to be about the banter. Now you're just microsoft words new assistant
Jay
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quote:
Originally posted by jake
sit on a chair by the doorway with a rolled up magazine


I still wont sleep
Robin
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you big ponce Jay

set fire to the chuffin thing with deoderant and a lighter
Jake
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wear a pair of those joke glasses with eyes so the spider thinks you're awake
Jay
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quote:
Originally posted by jake
wear a pair of those joke glasses with eyes so the spider thinks you're awake


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quote:
Originally posted by jake
Eckmcmann, you used to be about the banter. Now you're just microsoft words new assistant


I am about the banter just tired
Jay
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quote:
Originally posted by robmarriott
you big ponce Jay

set fire to the chuffin thing with deoderant and a lighter


Thats the thing I dont know where it is
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i didnt mean the spider, i meant your room
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Armed with nothing but Lynx and a lighter, Rob can somehow burn a house down.
Jay
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Well technically its the living room... so my mum wouldnt be pleased... I need my room back, Hurry up and deliver my bed Argos!
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Have you got any cats? Chances are its already eaten
LeeM
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suck it up u big pussy! only a spider, i found one in the pocket of a pair of jeans the other day and i was wearin em!
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If not, you can burn them instead...

or stick masking tape to them.
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and then burn them
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The point is she doesn't know where it is Ash Other than Rob's suggestion of torching you're living room, I can't think of much
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I'm on about a cat, not the spider.
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one of these may help
CorsAsh
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Full Body Condom

I'll be investing in one of them if I move to Essex...
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Someone should get one of them for the CorsAsh 286
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excuse my ignorance... why would you need one to move to essex?
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STDs have evolved into airborne viruses down there so I heard...

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