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MatthewR

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Registered: 21st Oct 02
Location: Rickmansworth
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10th Aug 06 at 14:35

Not good!!!

You know when your mind goes for a wonder and then suddenly BAM!!! especially when you have gone from a regular sex for 3 years to zilch for 11 weeks.
Also the WORST is if you need to get up or someone asks you to come over ad help them "erm, just a minute" pretend phone call!

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Ojc

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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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10th Aug 06 at 14:36

I just jig my leg all day, that normally prevents it.

MatthewR

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Registered: 21st Oct 02
Location: Rickmansworth
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10th Aug 06 at 14:37

U have a fit bird to go home to aswell!

I think it was the thought of me and you doubling up on jim

SteveW

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Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
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10th Aug 06 at 14:38

nah just walk around the office with a boner..

"Dont act like your not impressed"

Shelly

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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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10th Aug 06 at 14:38

I don't have that problem.

Tom

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Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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10th Aug 06 at 14:39

I think of horrible horribhle things

MatthewR

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10th Aug 06 at 14:39

quote:
Originally posted by Tom
I think of horrible horribhle things

That you've done

Tom

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10th Aug 06 at 14:41

Grandma's normally

Tommy

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10th Aug 06 at 14:42

If you have a good sense of smell you can tell when a women gets excited.

Tom

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10th Aug 06 at 14:44

I can sense it

MatthewR

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Registered: 21st Oct 02
Location: Rickmansworth
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10th Aug 06 at 14:55

DOING

Since ive split up with my chick i havent had so many boners in one day EVER!!!!

Tom

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10th Aug 06 at 14:56

go and smack your boss in the eye with it

Robbo_Corsa

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Registered: 5th Jul 06
Location: North Lincolnshire
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10th Aug 06 at 14:59

i've poked my gf in the eye with mine.. lol was pretty funny at the time.. and then unloaded in her eye aswell, she didn't find that quite as amusing..

--Dave--

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10th Aug 06 at 15:00

Robbo_Corsa

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10th Aug 06 at 15:01

exactly what her face looked like...

Robbo_Corsa

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10th Aug 06 at 15:01

but with 1 eye closed..

Tom

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10th Aug 06 at 15:05

did she say if it was really hot?

Robbo_Corsa

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10th Aug 06 at 15:07

i don't get ya!? lol

chr15barn3s

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10th Aug 06 at 15:09

Its more annoying when you get one in a shopping centre...

Ojc

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10th Aug 06 at 15:11

I can't imagine you getting a boner Chris, what does it look like?

MatthewR

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Registered: 21st Oct 02
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10th Aug 06 at 15:11

Or if your down the pub!!!

My ex used to make me get one when were in the strangest places and then run off aqnd leave me while she laughed her ass off

Tom

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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
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10th Aug 06 at 15:12

My mate had viagra on a dirty weekend in london with his bird, they went to mdam tussordes (SP) the next day and he kept getting a wood over the waxwork girls

[Edited on 10-08-2006 by Tom]

chr15barn3s

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Registered: 5th Oct 03
Location: Farnborough
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10th Aug 06 at 15:13

quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
I can't imagine you getting a boner Chris, what does it look like?

Il show you sometime

Tom

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10th Aug 06 at 15:20

quote:
Originally posted by MatthewR

Or if your down the pub!!!

My ex used to make me get one when were in the strangest places and then run off aqnd leave me while she laughed her ass off

Yes

i've had this done to me

tricky to get rid of aswell if the pubs full of fitties. Tuck it up and leg it to the toilet while pointing the other way and shouting free beer

stubbsy05

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Registered: 23rd Oct 02
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10th Aug 06 at 15:27

quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
nah just walk around the office with a boner..

"Dont act like your not impressed"

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