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Ry_B
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A penguin takes his car to a mechanic because there is a funny noise coming from under the bonnet.


"Leave it with me," says the mechanic. "Come back in 20 minutes."


So, off goes the penguin.


It's a hot day so, spotting an ice cream van, he buys himself a 99.


Now, penguins aren't very good at eating ice creams - the lack of opposable thumbs makes it tricky.


So by the time the penguin has finished his 99, he is completely covered in ice cream.


It is all over his beak and all over his flippers. Feeling a little sticky, he goes back to the garage.


"Oh, hello," says the mechanic, wiping his hands on a cloth.


"Hello," replies the penguin. "Was it anything serious?"


"Not really, but it looks like you've blown a seal."


"Oh no, no, no!" says the penguin, wiping his mouth. "It's only ice cream."
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your gay
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what a bender
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old as time itself
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at the comments not the joke
Jamie Walby
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I thought that was funny
Jake
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penguins cant drive
Ry_B
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quote:
Originally posted by abdus


Don't you get the joke?

[Edited on 01-08-2006 by Ry_B]
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quote:
Originally posted by jake
penguins cant drive




does 'the lack of opposable thumbs makes it tricky.'
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quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
I thought that was funny


Looks like its just us and Ry
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quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
I thought that was funny


Dont encourage him Walby
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quote:
Originally posted by jake
penguins cant drive


they can but only in reverse
Jamie Walby
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sorry


still a funny joke though
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That was good
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quote:
Originally posted by Ry_B
quote:
Originally posted by abdus


Don't you get the joke?

[Edited on 01-08-2006 by Ry_B]


ok then...for you:





[Edited on 01-08-2006 by abdus]
Ry_B
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fir3vip3r
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i laughed, am i a bad person??
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quote:
Originally posted by fir3vip3r
i laughed, am i a bad person??


it all depends....why did you laugh?
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quote:
Originally posted by abdus
quote:
Originally posted by fir3vip3r
i laughed, am i a bad person??


it all depends....why did you laugh?


cus it was funny, now why DIDNT you laugh??
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because it was shit

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