SetH
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OMG never have i bricked myself so much in my life.
Went to see a mate at the weekend and he showed me a clip on his phone of his girlfriend.
Basically she filmed it with the intention of sending it to him whilst he was down in norwich out clubbing with me.
Wish i had it to post but i dont, but here is how it goes.
starts of with her talking into the camera, "Hi baby, hope your ok and having fun", "I love you, miss you etc etc"
she then goes on to say "I hope you are thinking of me and being a good boy etc"
She is smiling at the camera etc, im watching the clip and expecting that she is going to get her boobies out or something similar to show him what is waiting for him at home.
the camera then pans round and is poitning at the kitchen work top, the commentry from his gfriend goes something like "Now as you can see i have something on the worktop, you can see what it resembles"
the camera goes close up to 2 apricots and an aubergine thing, it is perfectly assembled to resemble a cock and a pair of nads.
the camera turns back to her face and she is still grinning away, however its more of a manical grin. she goes "now i hope you are being good, because if you are not this is what happens to naughty boys"
the camera turns back to the the model of meat and two veg, you see her hand pick a knife up. "just to remind you this is what happens if you are naughty", she takes the life and slices into what would be the shaft, she cuts it all the way down and the knife makes a sickening crunching thud as it chops teh aubergine thing in half and comes into contact with the worktop.
the model of the schlong lies there cut in half.
i stand there in shock, looking at his phone. If i had a gfriend like that i would be long gone, fuck knows what psycho shit she has in store for him 
[Edited on 31-07-2006 by SetH]
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3CorsaMeal
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i was hoping she fcuked herself with it
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3CorsaMeal
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do you think if he stamped on a doner kebab in front of her it would have the same effect 
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Ry_B
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Fook me Seth U2U me the vid
[Edited on 31-07-2006 by Ry_B]
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Brett
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Dunno...knowin you're bird cares that much is kinda nice.
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Dione J
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**bunny boiler alert** 
I hope amanda is not like that when you go out on ya 'lads night out'?
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SetH
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I assure you, any male watching that video it would scare the shoot out of you. it was some proper hannibal lecter shit.
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Lynny
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i dont get this 'you hurt me so now im going to hurt you' thing. if i got cheated on (not that id prolly know about it), id just walk away, have a bit cry and try to get on with my life, not try to then hunt him down
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Cosmo
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If my gf did that I'd know she was just having a laugh...but if his gf has shown other attributes of a physco he should run....run away very fast.
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Ally
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Lynny i'd cut it off then walk away 
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Lynny
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quote:
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Lynny i'd cut it off then walk away
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Ally
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Nah i wouldnt, can of paint stripper and a baseball bat to his car then i'd walk away laughing hysterically
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Demo
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SetH mms it to me
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Lynny
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
Nah i wouldnt, can of paint stripper and a baseball bat to his car then i'd walk away laughing hysterically
id be too upset to do anything, would regret it later on tho
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mwg
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
If my gf did that I'd know she was just having a laugh...but if his gf has shown other attributes of a physco he should run....run away very fast.
yeah if it were my gf I'd know she was just messing. god help him if she isn't messing
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Ally
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Yeh, to be fair if it did happen i'd probably just be really upset, cry, feel down, then get over it
I do tend to have bouts of madness thou so i wouldn't put it past me
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Kerry
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maybe its a mans reputation that does this to women 
i however would find a far more intelligent form of payback that wouldnt get me a few years in prison
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SXi_Tim
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
i was hoping she fcuked herself with it
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Shelly
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quote:
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Lynny i'd cut it off then walk away
cut it off, boil it and feed it him for his tea
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Lynny
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fpmsl
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Shelly
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or pickle it... pickled gherkin
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Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
cut it off, boil it and feed it him for his tea
Im guessing having tea would be the last thing on his mind....
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TNM
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pics of the bird . . .
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Shelly
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Men like their food, he'd probably forget about the pain while he ate it. Probably tastes like chicken or something, bit of sauce, he'd never know...
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Ry_B
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
Men like their food, he'd probably forget about the pain while he ate it. Probably tastes like chicken or something, bit of sauce, he'd never know...
Shelly why do I get the impression you've done it before?
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