Andrew
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I've never had a picnic before so err...
Where did you go? Any nice places within 100 miles or so? The bird is doing the food
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Cosmo
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Trough of Bowland
Loads of places to park up next to the river in the woods and have a picnic. Not too far from you either.
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PaulW
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Alton Towers...
picnic in the gardens, go on some rides - best of both worlds
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--Dave--
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quote: Originally posted by PaulW
Alton Towers...
picnic in the gardens, go on some rides - best of both worlds
sounds like a recipe for disaster that... 
Can imagine Andrew vomiting over his girlfriend whilst upside-down on Nemesis Inferno
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CorsAsh
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Sunset on the beach?
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nik
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What does one have for a picnic? Haven't a clue what food you'd take etc
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CorsAsh
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Cucumber sandwiches. And KY.
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nik
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Who needs KY when you can take peanut butter sandwiches
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CorsAsh
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Peanut is ok I suppose, so long as you get smooth and not chunky. The bits of peanut getting under your foreskin wouldn't be pleasant.
Unless you're a jew?
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--Dave--
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Scotch eggs are a must imo tbh to be continued
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CorsAsh
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Sausage rolls?
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--Dave--
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indeed. Here's a list:
Sausage rolls
Crisps
Scotch eggs
Quiche
Sandwiches
Rolls (to eat, not the kind that reside on your gf)
Pop
Some cake
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CorsAsh
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But don't forget to trim the crusts off picnic sandwiches.
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J da Silva
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quote: Originally posted by --Dave--
quote: Originally posted by PaulW
Alton Towers...
picnic in the gardens, go on some rides - best of both worlds
sounds like a recipe for disaster that... 
Can imagine Andrew vomiting over his girlfriend whilst upside-down on Nemesis Inferno
I think he was on about having a picnic in a dogging spot IMO TBH FFS.
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--Dave--
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Potential contenders for fillings are:
Tuna
Cucumber
Ham
Cheese
Tomato
Add to that some of the following:
Branston pickle
Picallilly
Mayonnaise
Salad Cream
and you my friend, will have one helluva picnic.
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nik
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How about a bit of GTF pie?
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--Dave--
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PMSL @ dogging
Andrew is going dogging
Andrew is going dogging
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J da Silva
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Jee Tee Eff pie Nik?
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--Dave--
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quote: Originally posted by nik
How about a bit of GTF pie?
you mean... GTF pie?
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CorsAsh
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Sam
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You have a bird?
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fir3vip3r
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pork pie
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CorsAsh
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(Mother)
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nik
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His Mum is taking him to a dogging site to have a picnic 
[Edited on 25-07-2006 by nik]
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CorsAsh
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:eek: indeed
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