Sam
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I'm bored so I thought I'd post up some pics of people I used to work with at my old job and give a short story about each person. 
Limara. Was a really good laugh, and has big booberies.
Daniel. Uber geek, moron, loner, and wears extremely short trousers.
Tasha. Hated by most people due to her outspoken ways, is a bit of a chav. Big booberies.
Helen. Met an Albanian in a club and later married him so he could stay in the country. Then they "fell in love" afterwards - apparently. Didn't inform her parents of their marriage until at least a year later. Also a very two-faced individual.
(Forgot her name). Works in accounts. Doesn't say much, possibly has shares in Umbro.
Bob. Was a programmer or something. Got fired for unknown reasons. Like Daniel, he is an uber geek and a loner, however his trousers were of the correct length.
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Sam
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By the way none of these people actually work there any more...
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a_j_mair
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some right strange ones ther 
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abdus
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quote:
(Forgot her name). Works in accounts. Doesn't say much, possibly has shares in Umbro.
or in McDo?
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Brett
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looks like a bunch of fucktards
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Jason Iles
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Reminds of when Homer Simpson goes to buy his Fat clothes and the bloke says let me guess you work with Computers
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Brett
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
Reminds of when Homer Simpson goes to buy his Fat clothes and the bloke says let me guess you work with Computers
pmsl
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Sam
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Jason Iles
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I can't wait to be fat
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--Dave--
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I already want to punch Tasha for some strange reason 
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Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
I already want to punch Tasha for some strange reason
FPMSL
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Sam
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She wore several gold rings on each of her fingers as well. Her old man drives a Skyline with blue neon washer jets. 
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Edd
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bob is vibrio with hair
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Sam
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bob is vibrio with hair
Is that what vibrio looks like when he tries to smile?
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Jason Iles
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Bob looks like he steals Knickers from his neighbours washing line and sniffs them
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--Dave--
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
I already want to punch Tasha for some strange reason
FPMSL
she has that look about her. Like she thinks she knows everything and everyone else is beneath her.
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Sam
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LMAO Dave you've hit the nail on the head there mate! 
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--Dave--
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I must be a good judge of character
Is she a bit of a rule breaker? Likes to be a bit of a rebel somtimes?
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abdus
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam
quote:
Originally posted by Edd
bob is vibrio with hair
Is that what vibrio looks like when he tries to smile?
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Sam
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Yeah she is come to think of it. Several staff (permanent and temp) left because of her!
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--Dave--
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type of girl who needs banging up the bum to bring her down a peg or two imo bbc
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Sam
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I went to her flat once. She had a tight pair of jeans on, and a white top. I noted that she had erect nipples, I so wanted to bang her there and then. I think she knew it because she kept bending over in front of me and stuff! Shame her boyfriend at the time was in the flat at the same time!
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--Dave--
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LMAO!!
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--Dave--
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should of boned her anyway to see the look on his face!
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Sam
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He is such a retard though, I remember once I went to the pub with Limara and met Tasha and her boyfriend there, he just started having a go at Limara because they like the same sort of music? I think he was off his face or drunk or both... Anyway I got bored and went to meet my mate at another pub afterwards!
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