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stuartmitchell
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If you wanted to be surprised on a date what would you like? Got a date (2nd one) on Sunday and need ideas

flowers and chocolate = lame and she's got to carry them about all night

I was thinking perfume as it wont melt
JadeM
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Tell her you think its time you committed to one another & drop your pants!!
All Torque
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3rd Jul 06 at 22:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

^^^

Perfume is good. Nothing else yet as you're not committed
Lisa
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3rd Jul 06 at 22:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

a voucher for a massage
Jules S
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These days just turning up will be surprise enough*










*if you got some on the first
CorsAsh
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3rd Jul 06 at 22:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

You want it to be a nice surprise or a shocking surprise?
CorsAsh
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Take some Rohypnol and indulge in surprise sex?

You could always giftwrap your wang...
mk4_astra
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place your flacid penis on the table and show her the letters HME you have tatto'd in the middle, she will become even more surprised that when you become hard the word hammerite appears across your penis

CorsAsh
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Hammerite? How random....
Bram
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Eat a ring and shit it out at the dinner table!
stuartmitchell
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quote:
Originally posted by Lisa
a voucher for a massage


I like this idea we have a winner

cheers fowks I'm so crap at ideas

but I also need to keep her at bay untill I've spent 2 weeks in magaluf with the boys but still be nice
Brett
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2nd date, fuck a gift

have you slept with her yet
JM_16v
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"an hour of joey love"
stuartmitchell
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an hour is perhaps a bit ambitious
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quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
2nd date, fuck a gift



this man speaks the truth, just take her somewhere nice
Pablo
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
2nd date, fuck a gift



this man speaks the truth, just take her somewhere nice
MatthewR
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I agree with loaf, a gift is a bit OTT
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instead of a voucher for a massage why not offer her a massage after you've been out for a meal or something. then she might surprise you by shagging your brains out.
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I'm not a girl, but my feeling is that a lot of girls would be a bit put off by someone being so 'nice' on only a 2nd date. I have a mate like this and his longest ever relationship has been around 3 weeks!

Maybe just get away with it, if it was a special occasion like b.day, xmas of valentines, but not just for a date, esp. 2nd!

Nice meal, and good conversation will have her wanting more..
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a 30mw green laser pen that goes for 8 miles?
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if you were taking me out on a date i wouldn't want anything too soppy like a teddy or anything like that, u dont even have to get her anything alot of girls like men not soppy ones! Im not being horrible but u will find that if u keep buying them stuff and being so nice theyl either walk all over u like a door mat or they won't like it and end it!! U can be nice without buying thngs! Im a girl and i don't like soppyness i like stuff like that on special occassions if you get it everyday it gets boring, birthdays are something to look forward to not ' oh god am i gunna get another bunch of flowers and a teddy'
Ally
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Just take her to a really nice resturant, presents are abit too OTT
Rob C
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bit odd to buy her a present on 2nd date, just take her somewhere slick and offer the impression you have substance, depth and meaning whilst remaining slightly mysterious and intriguing

+ if you buy her perfume, you could be suggesting that she either has B.O or in your opinion a shit taste in fragrances!
stuartmitchell
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excellent, so a meal it is?
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dick in the popcorn box trick

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