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Ojc
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29th Jun 06 at 21:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

300 mile round trip to pick up a front screen, collect it, take it to Lees, go to take it out of the car and it cracks right up the middle at least Lee and Jr found it funny

Superb

On a better note, Nova has MOT at 11.50 tomorrow.
Robin
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Registered: 7th Jan 04
Location: Northants Drives: Clio 182 Cup
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29th Jun 06 at 21:38   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

get it sorted in the end?

good luck for mot
JM_16v
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29th Jun 06 at 21:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

gd luck with MOT
Mistamist
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29th Jun 06 at 21:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

your car is sexual ollie, i wanted to touch it but i feared that i would moisten my boxers
Joe
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29th Jun 06 at 21:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Man that would irritate me. Hope she passes the MOT my friend.
JM_16v
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quote:
Originally posted by M15T XE
your car is sexual ollie, i wanted to touch it but i feared that i would moisten my boxers


Ojc
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29th Jun 06 at 21:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Its the 3rd screen, every single one is cracked one way or other
Joe
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29th Jun 06 at 21:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Use cling film?
Ojc
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29th Jun 06 at 21:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by JM_16v
quote:
Originally posted by M15T XE
your car is sexual ollie, i wanted to touch it but i feared that i would moisten my boxers





Needs polishing and a few bits touching up before it makes an outing, probably Trax before its out again.
Nismo
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29th Jun 06 at 21:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i new that was coming even before i finished reading it

What you like
STEvieXE
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29th Jun 06 at 21:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

can u not buy a new screen?????
Ojc
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quote:
Originally posted by joe6886
Use cling film?


This was suggested, possibly strips of sellotape?
abdus
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Ojc
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quote:
Originally posted by STEvieN.I.
can u not buy a new screen?????


They were all second hand from VPSC, but nothing wrong with them until I touch them.
dna23
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29th Jun 06 at 21:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

300 mile round trip ollie was it free or something? how much is a new one?
ed
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29th Jun 06 at 21:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Errr..... This may sound stupid, but why don't you just phone up RAC Auto windscreens and get them to bring some glass over for you
Joe
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I say you just have no windscreen, you'll look sexy with the wind in your hair.

On the other hand you may end up looking like this

Robin
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29th Jun 06 at 21:45   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i like the VPSC, they charged my 10 pounds for my rear window rubber for the nova, vauxhall wanted 63 quid plus VAT
dna23
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29th Jun 06 at 21:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

buy this ollie:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/aircraft-perspex-cockpit_W0QQitemZ190000983917QQihZ009QQcategoryZ2983QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Would look ace on the nova with a little bodywork to match
Matt H
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29th Jun 06 at 21:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Sorry for laughing

Is it running alright now Ollie?
Ojc
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29th Jun 06 at 21:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by ed
Errr..... This may sound stupid, but why don't you just phone up RAC Auto windscreens and get them to bring some glass over for you


Ok, so either pay 25 quid for a front screen or 250 quid, hmm. Not insured fully comp on the Nova but after this little episode I believe I will be changing that come August.
Ojc
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29th Jun 06 at 21:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
Sorry for laughing

Is it running alright now Ollie?


Yes, after replacing the engine for another

I even drove it today, after driving the Astra for that amount of time you forget how hard lowered cars are, I love her though, she is ace.
ed
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Oh, didn't realise it was that expensive... Keep on trucking, you'll get one back one day
Ojc
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29th Jun 06 at 21:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by ed
Oh, didn't realise it was that expensive... Keep on trucking, you'll get one back one day


Yes, its a joke it really is
dna23
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29th Jun 06 at 21:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

no scrapyards near u ollie???

Yell.com's results

Surely one of them must have one

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