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GREG 1
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Last night I was miles a sleep in a very deep sleep and was having a random dream..

The dream was I was talking to my nasty old school teacher and she was trying to make me do a poo, and if I didn't do a poo she would get me expelled from the school

Anyway it went on and on and I kept saying no and she started to get aggressive. With that i turned around and smacked her

The problem was, I actually did it in the bed and smacked my gf in the face She wasn't too pleased and woke up

Whoops!

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Jake
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did what?
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at first, i thought you did the poo in bed...then...well...still think it



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Doh!
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So you shit the bed and smacked your gf up too?
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Not sure which is worse TBH.
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Pics of your girlfriend covered in shit?
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam
Not sure which is worse TBH.


Smacking his gf up and making her lick the bed clean?
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Yes, although she might secretly be into 'scat'.
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Scat Babe
GREG 1
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wtf you got this all wrong

I smaked my gf thinking it was my teacher that was all
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pmsl at this thread
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PMSL at this thread
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After explaining your 'dream' to her, did she shit on your face to get you back for slapping her?
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lol jinx!... you shut uuup
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LMAO

She said random then fell back to sleep... She was lucky I didn't smack her really hard tho
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In stitches here cant see her been very happy with a punch in the face
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quote:
Originally posted by GREG 1
wtf you got this all wrong

I smaked my gf thinking it was my teacher that was all


So was that before or after you shat in the bed and made her eat it?
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Smaked? Smacked with a Snake?

this dream is really wierd
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I recently had a dream/nightmare involving my ex girlfriend and a pigeon... Now THAT was weird!
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Sam, make a thread about it.

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