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Rileysport
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On the way to work this morning, i'm sat waitin to go straight on at a roundabout and this black bmw with 4 lads in (not much older than me) wearing suits etc pulls up next to me. Anyway they gesture for me to wind down the window so i comply, the driver shouts out "why don't you get a proper car with a proper engine" and fooks off, turns right onto the bypass. At this point i thought, well then i was gunna go straight on but fook that and turned right onto the bypass to follow him... anyway to cut a long story short CORSA 1 BMW 0. So when we got to the other side of the bypass i gestured for him to wind his window down... but he didn't want to talk to me

Anyway thats this mornings tale from the chronicles of Rileysport

Morning
MR2Mike
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Dan B
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Errm, racing is naughty, or something!
Rich H
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pmsl - You gotta laugh havent you! Was the look on their faces worth it?!
Rileysport
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quote:
Originally posted by hamman
pmsl - You gotta laugh havent you! Was the look on their faces worth it?!


worth every penny... and being 5 minutes late for work
MR2Mike
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is yours a 2.0 i take it rileysport?
Rileysport
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quote:
Originally posted by Mike_Corsa
is yours a 2.0 i take it rileysport?


1.0 12v
MR2Mike
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Rileysport
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yeah its a good ol' 2.0 bus
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PMSL BMW 316 then. dont blame you with the 12v powaaaaahhh
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(ps i know yours is a 2.0)
MR2Mike
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lol i couldnt even be bothered to reply with words to last comment. what was the bmw? (out of interest)
Rileysport
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520 i think, didn't pay the car that much attention
Steve
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What did you say when they told you to get a decent car with a decent engine
MR2Mike
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lol ok fair enough
Rileysport
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
What did you say when they told you to get a decent car with a decent engine


i remained frosty... clint eastwood style, didnt reply
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did you twitch one eyebrow at him?
Rileysport
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
did you twitch one eyebrow at him?


of course... i probably looked more like spock though
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someone shouted "wiggy" at me the other day as i drove past
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did it make you angry?
Edd
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BMW idiot


is there any other kind
Ry_B
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PMSL!!

that is actually hillarious
Rileysport
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quote:
Originally posted by Edd
BMW idiot


is there any other kind


no edd there isnt
Rileysport
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quote:
Originally posted by muppetsport
no, its lies, as there is no way a corsa will keep up with a bmw


how many joints so far today???
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BMW driver wasn't trying




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