gianluigi
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40 degrees -Californians shiver uncontrollably
people in Scotland sunbathe
35 degrees-Italian cars won't start
people in Scotland drive with the windows down
20 degrees-Floridians wear coats gloves and woolly hats
people in Scotland throw on shorts and a t-shirt
15 degrees-Californians begin to evacuate the state
people in Scotland go swimming in the sea
0 degrees-New York landlords turn the heating up
people in Scotland have a last barbi before it gets cold
-10 degrees-People in Miami are extinct
people in Scotland lick flagpoles
-20 degrees- Californians now all live in Mexico
people in Scotland throw on a light jacket
-80 degrees- Polar bears begin to evacuate the arctic
Scottish boy scouts postpone winter survival exercises until it gets cold enough
-100 degrees-Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
People in Scotland wear a vest and pull their ear flaps down
-173 degrees-Ethyl alcohol freezes
people in Scotland get angry because they can't thaw their whisky
-297 degrees- microbial life grinds to a halt
Scottish cows complain about farmers with cold hands
-460 degrees-ALL atomic motion stops
People in scotland start saying "a bit hill billy eh?"
_500 degrees-Hell freezes over
people in Scotland support England in the world cup
**"tell martin C that at least my penis is on the outside"
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All Torque
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PMSL 
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Liam
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Robin
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still waiting for the punch line....
aren't the last 3 scientifically impossible too?
-273 degrees is absolute zero iirc?
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CorsAsh
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Yes Robin 
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Robin
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although, the scale seems to be in some random american numerical system...
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CorsAsh
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Macauley Culkins or something?
Kelvins, that's the one.
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Robin
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0 kelvin is -273 centigrade/celcius
this one seems to be -460 degrees something = -273 degrees celcius = 0 degrees kelvin
random
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J da Silva
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A kernt stand evin carld baws. 
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JadeM
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Scottish & proud of it McFuckface!! 
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mav
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glasgow_corsa_c
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Racist
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glasgow_corsa_c
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least we have plenty of water and dont get hit with hose pipe bans every 5 mins 
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Laura
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quote:
Racist
quote:
least we have plenty of water and dont get hit with hose pipe bans every 5 mins
[Edited on 18-06-2006 by Laura]
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TNM
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quote:
Originally posted by glasgow_corsa_c
least we have plenty of water and dont get hit with hose pipe bans every 5 mins
erm that is southern england. no where else.
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gianluigi
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No hose pipe ban in ipswich
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Ry_B
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quote:
Originally posted by glasgow_corsa_c
least we have plenty of water and dont get hit with hose pipe bans every 5 mins
At least we don't all have ridiculous accents (fair enough some do sound silly but not a tad on Scottish)
And hosepipe bans? We haven't had one for years 
[Edited on 18-06-2006 by Ry_B]
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mav
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reckon alot of the english accents sound eh weird....
Geordie
scouse
Brummy
aye they are all great 
Scotland is the same as england as far as accents go...Different all over country.
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Ry_B
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Geordie is similar to Scottish, which seeing as Newcastle is so close to Scotland it's bound to....
Scouse, gotta agree there. Brum is also a weird accent, but like I said, at least we don't ALL have weird accents
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JadeM
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English accents are almost as fucked up as American!!
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Carl
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quote:
Originally posted by Ry_B
Geordie is similar to Scottish, which seeing as Newcastle is so close to Scotland it's bound to....
 About time you stopped posting absolute bollox!
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Ry_B
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Both up North......
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Carl
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quote:
Originally posted by Ry_B
Both up North......
The accents sound fuck all like each other.
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John
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And accents don't sound the same because they are geographically close.
You really are a total idiot.
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Martin_C
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personal abuse, gianluigi, banned!
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