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Ojc

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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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30th May 06 at 13:24

Got myself a Pot Noodle & a Porn movie, Sex in Suburbia 4, looks good. Will keep me occupied after the England game tonight (Rachel is away)

Dom

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30th May 06 at 13:25

youre an odd boy ojc

Edd

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30th May 06 at 13:26

really will be some soft core crap oliver

you have the net get the good stuff from there

Sara

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30th May 06 at 13:26

pot noodle and porn.

Edd

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30th May 06 at 13:26

also rachel being away explains the pictures of old GF's being posted

Dom

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30th May 06 at 13:26

p.s - totallycrap.com, has some movies of that hannah lass, pretty good

gianluigi

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30th May 06 at 13:27

you want to see the stuff on my satellite.

[Edited on 30-05-2006 by gianluigi]

3CorsaMeal

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30th May 06 at 13:28

i would of kept you occupied with my stories of falling out of trees and the secret tunnels under the church

Ojc

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30th May 06 at 13:30

Na, this is'nt soft porn you queers, I got some porn from the BP garage about a year ago which is full on good sh1t.

Cosmo

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30th May 06 at 13:30

have fun, and dont worry I'll send Rachel back in one piece

Ojc

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30th May 06 at 13:30

quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
i would of kept you occupied with my stories of falling out of trees and the secret tunnels under the church

England are playing tonight so won't be able to watch it until late, so excited I might buy some condoms as well so I can have a posh wank

Cybermonkey

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30th May 06 at 13:31

quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
you want to see the stuff on my satellite.

[Edited on 30-05-2006 by gianluigi]

birdshit

Dom

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30th May 06 at 13:32

quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey

quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
you want to see the stuff on my satellite.

[Edited on 30-05-2006 by gianluigi]

birdshit

i heard it requires 10 grit to get it off these days

3CorsaMeal

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30th May 06 at 13:33

quote:
Originally posted by Ojc

quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
i would of kept you occupied with my stories of falling out of trees and the secret tunnels under the church

England are playing tonight so won't be able to watch it until late, so excited I might buy some condoms as well so I can have a posh wank

first day home from prison...

wtf

Cybermonkey

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30th May 06 at 13:34

hes hiding a leg too

Sara

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30th May 06 at 13:34

I didnt know they sold porn at corner shops or BP garages.

Ojc

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30th May 06 at 13:35

I want his t-shirt.

Cybermonkey

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30th May 06 at 13:35

quote:
Originally posted by SaraX6SSD
I didnt know they sold porn at corner shops or BP garages.

they sell rabbit vibes too

Sara

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30th May 06 at 13:35

Unless they have secret porn passageways in the back of the shop like Apu has a secret passage in his kwik e mart.

Ojc

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30th May 06 at 13:38

Top shelf my friends, are you blind? They are proper dirty c1nts around here, its a dinghy looking place they've always got the Asian news channel on in there, and Asian music playing. Matey sits there sticking his finger in curry powder and licking it off, sick.

Cybermonkey

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30th May 06 at 13:39

does he rub is whatsit on your dirty vid when your not looking?

Sara

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30th May 06 at 13:40

3CorsaMeal

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30th May 06 at 13:40

quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
. Matey sits there sticking his finger in curry powder and licking it off, sick.

LMFfootO

Kathryn W

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30th May 06 at 13:40

Thought the top shelf was for magazines only..

Tom

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30th May 06 at 13:41

PMSL

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