mitchellc99
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one night i was out at the dancin with an ex - we gets back in a taxi about 3ish, i see the lights are still on in her living room so i breeze into said room while she gets her shoes/jacket etc off.
and there it was, on the couch....
her old boy, asleep steaming with a porno on the telly, trousers at his ankles, cock in had, spunk up his stomach.
i let her come in and see it as well
i took the video out the player and sat it next to him and flicked the lights off.
he still doesnt know who caught him 
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Jambo
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Jules S
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classic
No way could i match that 
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williamz
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knocked on me mates house his mum was just goin out at the time she let me in said he's upstrairs music was playin so would'nt of heard me coming up just about to walk in when i saw his reflection in the mirror he was tossin off to sum porn on his computer tissue in hand i made on exit
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Mad Moe
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I remember getting smashed one night and stopping at an Ex's house when I went sleep walking in the middle of the night only to be caught by her Dad pissing down his staircase and all over the walls needless to say my relationship didn't last too much longer
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Jake
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I remember one day someone didnt spread the butter all the way to the edge of the toast.....disgusting.
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Butler
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PMSL this thread has me in tears!!
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Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by Mad Moe
I remember getting smashed one night and stopping at an Ex's house when I went sleep walking in the middle of the night only to be caught by her Dad pissing down his staircase and all over the walls needless to say my relationship didn't last too much longer
done something similar, except i went into my brothers room and pissed up his wall, to which he woke up and saw it all happen
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Reedy
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My house mate once came back from a piss up and he pissed all over his PS2 lol
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J da Silva
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quote:
Originally posted by Reedy
My house mate once came back from a piss up and he pissed all over his PS2 lol
Maybe he wanted a game of Pro Evo Soaker 5? 
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mitchellc99
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quote:
Originally posted by Jizinho Silva 10
quote:
Originally posted by Reedy
My house mate once came back from a piss up and he pissed all over his PS2 lol
Maybe he wanted a game of Pro Evo Soaker 5?
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Reedy
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quote:
Originally posted by Jizinho Silva 10
quote:
Originally posted by Reedy
My house mate once came back from a piss up and he pissed all over his PS2 lol
Maybe he wanted a game of Pro Evo Soaker 5?
quality.
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J da Silva
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It's not often I make puns, I shall have to practice a wee bit more.
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PhilC
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My sister walked him on her mates parents doin' it backwards over a sofa...
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All Torque
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quote:
Originally posted by Jizinho Silva 10
It's not often I make puns, I shall have to practice a wee bit more.
Was that intentional??
Lmao @ this thread!
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M2RTY
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quote:
Originally posted by Jizinho Silva 10
It's not often I make puns, I shall have to practice a wee bit more.
that one went over most peoples heads
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J da Silva
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quote:
Originally posted by M2RTY
quote:
Originally posted by Jizinho Silva 10
It's not often I make puns, I shall have to practice a wee bit more.
that one went over most peoples heads
Either that or people read it and thought "Tosser" and clicked off the thread.
I think the latter is more realistic.
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All Torque
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Jizinho Silva 10
What was your old username?
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sxi16vjoe
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quote:
Originally posted by Jizinho Silva 10
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Originally posted by M2RTY
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Originally posted by Jizinho Silva 10
It's not often I make puns, I shall have to practice a wee bit more.
that one went over most peoples heads
Either that or people read it and thought "Tosser" and clicked off the thread.
I think the latter is more realistic.
Yes.
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Liam
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quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
Jizinho Silva 10
What was your old username?
Venom Turbo ?
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CorsAsh
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My all time greatest was going out on a record breaking pissup, then going home and passing out on my bed.
Apparently (I don't remember) I then woke up needing to puke, staggered into the bathroom in the middle of the night, not noticing my mum was on the toilet at the time and proceeding to vomit in her lap before staggering back to bed and passing out again.
 Dad found it funny anyway.
[Edited on 27-05-2006 by CorsAsh]
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Sam
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I bet your mum was  at the time!
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Robin
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i threw up after eating an oxo cube once
and i pissed up a wall in my house when i was absolutely cunted
never drank vodka since
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CorsAsh
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I doubt she was impressed.
There was also the time I went to a party, got dad to pick me up, again I was totally battered, stopped at some traffic lights and decided I needed to blow chunks.
I opened the door and tried to hit the ground but instead filled the passenger side door pocket with carrot broth. This time, Dad was not impressed.
Also, my 21st birthday, the first time I went out in the morning and had a lot to drink at the local, I decided to tell the bar about how good my gf was at giving head.
She was not impressed. 
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M2RTY
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i once had FAR too much to drink, then went to a vodka bar and rounded up everyones loose change in the bar with an empty pitcher bowl, said to the barman "give me a pitcher with a bit of everything in exchange for this money" - downed the lot, then woke up naked outside my house on the floor next to my car with my housemates and some random life saving dudes in a puddle of blood
i then woke up again a day later feeling fine, except i had to go to hospital for my cuts lol
still have scares now
ps - that was my 1st night back at uni for my 2nd year
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