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Author Can't believe what I said to my Dad last night!!
Marc
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24th May 06 at 11:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
We were in Wickes and he was buying a stone shower tray. He looked at the label and it said 25 year guarantee, I said pffft you'll be dead in 25 years. Hes only 53 Thought he was gonna start crying
Icy
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gianluigi
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U sod!!!
dna23
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Jambo
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So err, no bedtime stories for you then
Marc
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24th May 06 at 11:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
He told my Mum when we got in
SXi_Tim
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Wonder what hes going to say to you next time you try and borrow money
Marc
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They borrow money off me
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Mather.16v
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No inheritence (sp) for you!!
TNM
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24th May 06 at 16:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
thats the sort of thing i say

(DIY Store related)
i once smashed the shit out of a big B&Q trolley shilst waiting for my dad to come back.

The wood looked a bit rotten. few stamps and the rotten bit was on the floor

My dad didnt think it was funny.
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My mumjs always making comments because senility seems to run in our family and she's scared she'll turn out the same. She's not happy when I tell her not to worry she won't be a burden she'll be straight into a government funded nursing home before she can say "mashed carrots"
SVM 286
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24th May 06 at 16:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Marc
We were in Wickes and he was buying a stone shower tray. He looked at the label and it said 25 year guarantee, I said pffft you'll be dead in 25 years. Hes only 53 Thought he was gonna start crying




Marc you bastard!!!

Did he twat you one?
_Allan_
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24th May 06 at 16:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Was in B&Q on Sunday and some jumped up little prick in an orange apron asked if I wanted decking!.



So I hit him in the face and left the store


Marc
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24th May 06 at 16:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
No, He seemed quite put out though!!!
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24th May 06 at 16:58   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
omg..i had tears rolling down my cheeks reading that.. shame.
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24th May 06 at 16:58   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Did he get the shower tray

[Edited on 24-05-2006 by JadeM]
Marc
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24th May 06 at 17:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yeah, and its bloody heavy
sxi16vjoe
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
We were in Wickes and he was buying a stone shower tray. He looked at the label and it said 25 year guarantee, I said pffft you'll be dead in 25 years. Hes only 53 Thought he was gonna start crying



My old mans 53 if I said it to him he would of give me a back hander
JadeM
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24th May 06 at 17:07   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Marc
Yeah, and its bloody heavy


Too bad, I have 50 sitting at work I need gone, we have been selling them for a fiver each
Marc
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24th May 06 at 17:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You got one in your love shack?
JadeM
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Ive had 3 so far
Kathryn W
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Thats not very nice..

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