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ed
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23rd May 06 at 14:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

After seening the picture of the Raki bottle I think I should remind you.

You have to be able to drive home the next day. This means....

You should not get so drunk you loose your keys down a ditch.

You should not sit in your car and fall asleep with your foot planted firmly on the throttle and let it bounce off the rev limiter.

You should not get really drunk and run about naked like a tit, causing yourself to fall over and permenantly damage your hand meaning you can't drive the next day.

You should not be so drunk on the Saturday night that you are still pissed off your face on Sunday when you are ment to be driving home.

Oh, and it's a car show, that means that you go and look at other peoples cars, not sit in somone elses all day feeling sorry for yourself.

Consider yourself warned....






































Pffffffft, who the hell's gonna listen to that. Absinth anyone?
Jason Iles
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23rd May 06 at 14:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I am not driving

Unless Nath is to ill to drive home i'm sure I could kill another S2
drunkenfool
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23rd May 06 at 14:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

im bringing a crate of strongbow
sxi16vjoe
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23rd May 06 at 14:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by drunkenfool
im bringing a crate of strongbow


No weed I hope
Nismo
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23rd May 06 at 14:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
I am not driving

Unless Nath is to ill to drive home i'm sure I could kill another S2

Ill take my chances
Nismo
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23rd May 06 at 14:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Also no sticking other peoples ariels up your ass.

No stealing other peoples shoes and tieing them up on top of the lorrys.

No fighting with your best mate

Dont leave your engine running all night
sxi16vjoe
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23rd May 06 at 14:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

No pissing on the track
Ry_B
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Registered: 1st Dec 05
Location: Solihull, W Mids Drives: 45BHP beast!
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23rd May 06 at 14:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I think we need a more in depth recap of what happened last year

EDIT - I've always been led to believe that neutal doesn't have a reev limiter on Corsa's

[Edited on 23-05-2006 by Rcb]
Kerry
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23rd May 06 at 14:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

no love making in other peoples cars
drunkenfool
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23rd May 06 at 14:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by sxi16vjoe
quote:
Originally posted by drunkenfool
im bringing a crate of strongbow


No weed I hope


Nope, im a good boy now ()
Ry_B
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23rd May 06 at 14:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
no love making in other peoples cars


What about in your own?
Nismo
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23rd May 06 at 14:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Rcb
I think we need a more in depth recap of what happened last year




nothing happened last year , last year was crap , 04 was the year of PVS.

Infact its possibly the only PVS that is carved in stone and will go down in History.
drunkenfool
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23rd May 06 at 14:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

glad it was my first one. Had high hopes for last year even though i didnt turn up till 2am cos we were still putting the engine in the car, but everyone was already fast asleep!
Kerry
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23rd May 06 at 14:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Rcb
quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
no love making in other peoples cars


What about in your own?


everyones gonna wanna be in my truck
ive got a right setup planned

includes singstar and the new buzz music quiz game
sxi16vjoe
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23rd May 06 at 14:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by drunkenfool
glad it was my first one. Had high hopes for last year even though i didnt turn up till 2am cos we were still putting the engine in the car, but everyone was already fast asleep!



Fucking loosers.
Ojc
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23rd May 06 at 14:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Who did you have sex with Kerry?
ed
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23rd May 06 at 14:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Ewwwieee, sex at PVS Thats worse than a public toilet
Kerry
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23rd May 06 at 15:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Who did you have sex with Kerry?




me and luke had a quickie in garys car to christen his seats while everyone was walking around

how naughty
sxi16vjoe
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23rd May 06 at 15:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Who did you have sex with Kerry?




me and luke had a quickie in garys car to christen his seats while everyone was walking around

how naughty


Could Gary not christen his seats
Ry_B
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23rd May 06 at 15:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Who did you have sex with Kerry?




me and luke had a quickie in garys car to christen his seats while everyone was walking around

how naughty


3CorsaMeal
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23rd May 06 at 15:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by ed
Thats worse than a public toilet


is that still wrong if its quite a posh/clean toilet
Kerry
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23rd May 06 at 15:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Paul_J
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quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Who did you have sex with Kerry?




me and luke had a quickie in garys car to christen his seats while everyone was walking around

how naughty


I wonder how many CS doggers there were, knocking one out watching.
Kerry
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23rd May 06 at 15:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i cant beleive noone saw
3CorsaMeal
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23rd May 06 at 15:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i'm knocking one out now, just thinking about it

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