Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
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Who takes an umbrella out when its pissing down?
Me and one of my mates have those little mini ones that fit in your coat pocket, and some lasses made a comment the other week that we had them. Our other mate refuses to get one, and as such looks like a drowned ferret, mainly because we shake them on to him when hes not looking 
So, are they for puffs or sensible people? I don't see the point in getting ready etc then looking like the BFG has just spat you out! 
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SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
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i dont spit people out 
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Robin
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umbrellas are for gays
humans are waterproof, no need for extra protection
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ed
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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I have a waterproof jacket with a big hood. I wear that.
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SXi_Tim
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Registered: 11th Mar 03
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Don't ever use an umbrella, thats what hoods are made for plus they are slightly feminine
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3CorsaMeal
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i don't go out
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SteveW
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i like golf umbrellas.. cos yuo can use them as a pimp stick too..
strutting down the street when its not raining 
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gianluigi
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i bring out an umbrella, it's quite a masculine one.
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Doug
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if I have spiked my hair up and im going out for a night out then I will use one, if im just going to the shops then I wont bother
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Robin
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Steve speaks sense. golf umbrellas are not gay
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SteveW
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and you can spear children with the metal pointed end 
always handy
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gianluigi
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
i like golf umbrellas.. cos yuo can use them as a pimp stick too..
strutting down the street when its not raining
LMFAO i have a pic of me pimp stickin' a golf umbrella, i'll have to dig it out
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SVM 286
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Registered: 13th Feb 05
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quote:
Originally posted by robmarriott
umbrellas are for gays
humans are waterproof, no need for extra protection
Never use one to be honest.
Don't want to look like a pansie, and would have nowhere to put it afterwards.
I make sure i'm indoors or in the car or in a pub or walking quickly and strategically so as to avoid getting soaked anyway.
I think the only time I would use one would be at an event where I would be standing for any ammount of time with no shelter, and then i'd use a massive Golf umbrella. 
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PhilC
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quote:
Originally posted by robmarriott
umbrellas are for gays
humans are waterproof, no need for extra protection
^^ Indeed
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SVM 286
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
i like golf umbrellas.. cos yuo can use them as a pimp stick too..
strutting down the street when its not raining
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JadeM
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Registered: 9th Feb 06
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I can safely say I dont own an umbrella
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Marc
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
i dont spit people out
You say that now 
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mwg
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Registered: 19th Feb 04
Location: South Lakes
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gay
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Marc
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Gay, but dry
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MatthewR
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If im going out n its raining i would take one make sure me clothes and hair dont get fcuked then bin it when u get to town. If just going up the shops and such like then hell no!
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3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by MatthewR
If im going out n its raining i would take one make sure me clothes and hair dont get fcuked then bin it when u get to town. If just going up the shops and such like then hell no!
disposable umbrellas  now there's a gap in the market
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mwg
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quote:
Originally posted by MatthewR
If im going out n its raining i would take one make sure me clothes and hair dont get fcuked then bin it when u get to town. If just going up the shops and such like then hell no!
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MatthewR
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
quote:
Originally posted by MatthewR
If im going out n its raining i would take one make sure me clothes and hair dont get fcuked then bin it when u get to town. If just going up the shops and such like then hell no!
disposable umbrellas now there's a gap in the market
There called 'mums'
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MatthewR
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quote:
Originally posted by Matty G
quote:
Originally posted by MatthewR
If im going out n its raining i would take one make sure me clothes and hair dont get fcuked then bin it when u get to town. If just going up the shops and such like then hell no!
Oi lol
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willay
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I carry an umbrella in my man bag (shoulder thing)
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