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Gaz
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   20th May 06 at 20:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Not to well today, banging headache and basically just feeling like shit..

So me and kat decides we should go the chippy, Kats having Chips and Donner meat, i couldnt decide what i wanted so settled for a donner kebab (no SALAD, just mayo sauce)

Im driving home smelling this donner meat, its slighlty getting me aroused lol

Opens the lid and theres fucking sweaty salad all over it, not just abit i a meaning mega loads!

So fucking annoyed!

So now i have give it my bro (i aint scrapping the salad off as i wil still taste it and it knocks me sick) Looks like another trip out, i'll get a safe bet next time, Chip Barm!

Anyone else has a silly bint in there local chippy? that carn't read her own writting on the slip
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20th May 06 at 20:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
salad is like 98% water you whimp

[Edited on 20-05-2006 by M2RTY]
Gaz
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20th May 06 at 20:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
exactly, the juice would be all over the place

YUK!
Sam
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What is a "Chip Barm"?
Corsa Sport Gav
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20th May 06 at 20:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i think its a chip butty, cud be wrong
Gaz
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20th May 06 at 20:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Sam - serious?

Its a "Barm" / "Bap" with chips on it, Like a chip butty
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20th May 06 at 20:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'm not familiar with all northern slang!
Gaz
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you dont have gravey on your chips either?

few slangs around here

Wigan (i think)

"Split" - fish and pea's YUK!
"babbys-yed" - forgot what that is, but it is one...
Half and half - Chips and rice
"Pea-Wet" chips and pea juice YUK!
Chip barm - chip buty but on a bap/barm cake
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20th May 06 at 20:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I will probably get flamed by my southern counterparts but I actually like chips with gravy!

You English amuse me with your local dialects and slang!
Gaz
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lmfao, Go on Sam!

Chips and "Fruity Curry" is nice, a light curry with sultaners and raisons i think it is...
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Fruity Curry sounds a bit gross?
Gaz
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its not got fruit in, its quite nice acctually..

if you ever visit blackpool then the chippy's there have it.. i carnt see you going anywhere else in the NW lol
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Well I was in Bolton once remember!
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Chips and gravy is the food of GODS

Chips and curry sauce is the food of anybody that has drunk ten pints of cider/lager
Gaz
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam
Well I was in Bolton once remember!


yup but not agian though
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quote:
Originally posted by Jules S
Chips and gravy is the food of GODS


Gaz
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getting slightly hungry now..

What should i get (not from the chippy though)

[Edited on 20-05-2006 by Gaz]
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quote:
Originally posted by Gaz
getting slightly hungry now..

What should i get (not from the chippy though)

[Edited on 20-05-2006 by Gaz]


the vinegar and cruet set....and post pics to prove it
Gaz
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WTF?
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chips and rice
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quote:
Originally posted by Gaz
lmfao, Go on Sam!

Chips and "Fruity Curry" is nice, a light curry with sultaners and raisons i think it is...


Urgh that sounds worse than normal curry
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Go to my local and ask for a chicken bab salad mayo jockeys whips laugh and a joke and you'll get my usual
CorsAsh
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So a coke and something resembling babysick?
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Is that Mersey rhyming slang Ian?

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